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TTP Bookie NHL 2009/10 - Habs @ Laughs 20091001

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Great way to open the season for the NHL/CBC with the classic Montreal vs Toronto match-up.

How will either team do as both are radically different from last year?

Are there any HAb or Laugh fans on TTP? :rolleyes:

Bet window open until 4:00PM Pacific TODAY
 
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Nice little gem that was emailed to me...

Q&A for the Maple Laughs


What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice.

What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players!

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and whales have in common?
A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.

Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
A: Because then Toronto would want one...

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto ?
A. None of them can play hockey.

What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows ... And we may never find out.


This guy says to the bartender, Can my dog and I watch the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game here? My cable is out, and my dog and I always watch the game together.
The bartender replies, Normally, dogs wouldn't be allowed in my bar, but its not very busy right now, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the dog, Ill have to ask you to leave.
The guy agrees, and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon, the Leafs manage to score a goal and the excited dog jumps up on the bar, barks loudly, does a back flip and runs over to the bartender and gives him a high-five.
The bartender says, Wow, that's pretty cool! What does he do when they win a game ?
The guys answers, No Idea, Ive only had him for 3 years.

The last time the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup most of their fans were in diapers.
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johnnybluenose said:
Nice little gem that was emailed to me...
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What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

What do the Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How many Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows ... And we may never find out


....this to sum up most of the above could be changed from toronto to vancouver....FYI;)
 
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Except the Canucks have been to the Playoffs of late, and fared decently.The 'Nucks have been in two Cup Finals since their inception, 2 more visits than the Laffs since '71

Also...
The Franchise said:
What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.
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Wrong: Their names are Samuelsson and Lukowich. ;)

...I digress ;)
 
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