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[The Phantom]

Could someone please translate his posts. My eyes are bleeding from trying to understand what the hell he is trying to say.

 

[johnnybluenose]

I think "tutches" = Touches
I think "Tatches" = Matches

He also has Dale Mitchell's knob down his throat, thinks some kid named Michael Brckich is the Answer to our fine Nation's struggling national program.

He is ill-informed on all things Whitecaps

And thinks that we should have a BC Premier league that starts in the summer and takes a 6-8 week lay off at the "Winter Break"

He is a visionary to say the least

 

[robj]

JBN in Mr. Bases defence Michael Brkich is a hell of a good player that could definately crack the lineup. If you ever get a chance or if you know who he plays for he is worth going to see.

 

[johnnybluenose]

I'm sure he is, as are many guys that toil in Amateur & Semipro leagues for various reasons...

I don't think Dale Mitchell is going to call players from the VMSL or the Croatian 3rd Division who are part timers over players that play professionally for a living, you know....for their job, everyday

 

[Bronco]

Michael Brkich is a hell of a good player that could definately crack the lineup.

Surely you jest Rob???????

 

[robj]

Surely you jest Rob???????

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