I voted for Regs because Jinky has been a cnut towards me ever since I first logged on to TTP 3 years ago. Regs was always straight forward, made me feel comfortable and welcomed me to the team while Jinky talked behind my back and encouraged others to pick on me.
Jinky laughed at me, kicked me when I was down and then pissed on me. But Regs, he was always there to pick me up, dust me off and tell me to keep my chin up.
So I say vote for Regs because Regs will always be a friend who is there for you and who will never turn his back on you...unless your name is Gregor.
For starters, I wasn't laughing at you, I just remembered something funny. I didn't kick you when you were down, I simply tripped over you while you were passed out behind a bush. Finally, yes I did piss on you but it was dark behind that bush and my aim is poor when I'm TakinAPiss.
Ps, It wasn't me who told people to pick on you.
It was Fastshow. But you didn't hear that from me.
What a difficult choice this was. Jinky introduced me to The Jazz Butcher, Jazz Bags (copyright Buckfast 1998), and still has photographic evidence of me wearing women's trousers while the owner of said trousers lay prone and passed out beneath three of PoCoMo's finest. That said, he also put me up against the people's champion in Captain Shitpicks and no one will touch the Captain in this poxy little tournament. At least he'll have won something for once in his life. Jinky still hasn't answered a Dear Jinky question I asked him back in early 1971, either. Back when we'd just got back from 'Nam. As such, I'm still having to wander around London carrying a little dog just so I can use the escalators. Balls.
I have voted for Regs given the fact that he is able to stitch people up with such magnificent banner art and it made me laugh at loud this morning. TTP has not been able to do that for me in too many weeks now and for his effort I am grateful.
Re: Dear Jinky.I thought you'd go to town with that one. I thought we would be seeing a brave new dawn of stand-up. Smothers Brothers be damned.
Re: your private message. I cannot reply to you since your inbox is full. I knew a girl like that once. So did Buckfast such was the level of her depravity. Anyway, since I cannot respond and you cannot access your e-mails, have you tried 'Pocomo' as a password? Failing that, send me another e-mail address and I'll send the under-7's porn you like there instead from now on.