Mexi's Message of the Day

[mexi]

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the mother****er upside the head...

 

[mexi]

When someone pisses you off, don't get mad. Get the Fcuker's phonenumber and everytime you get mad give them a call that last three words. Just remember, use call block.

 

[mexi]

When someone you don't like doesn't like you, then you have a mutual agreement of dislikeness. The real concern is whether or not dislikeness is a word and its not.

 

[mexi]

You catch more flies with honey, but who the fcuk wants to catch flies?!?!?!

 

[mexi]

It is not how long your lightsaber is, or how many times you use it.... what matters is how good you are at using it!!!

 

[mexi]

Meh!

 

[mexi]

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

[5bigtoes]

mexi message of the day

Come on mexi!

If it's message of the day get too it....Not every other day or Mexi message every two days.

A message of the day means commitment, to everyday, for those of us who really truely care!!!!

Mexi

Oh Mexi where are you?

5BTwaitingforamessagefrommexieveryday

 

[mexi]

The sky isn't blue, it's clear. Water isn't blue it's clear. So why the Fcuk do people say it's blue???

Sorry, I missed a couple of days

 

[mexi]

The correct response to the question: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" is a swift kick to the groin.

 

[5bigtoes]

On Holidays?

Mexi, where is the message of the day? Are you away or just to busy to post a daily message?

We who look to Mexi message of the day find it very difficult to support a thread which is only getting a half hearted effort from the one it is named for?

5btthinkingmaybemexishouldbethewankeroftheweek

 

[mexi]

Never name a thread Message of the day, do message of the week and if you have extra ones people will be surprised in stead of disapointed when you miss.

 

[5bigtoes]

mexi,

I hope all is well with you? Your messages these days don't have that same old MEXI flare...

 

[mexi]

New job = More Money = More Time Spent Spending Money = Less Time on Internet.

So from this we can conclude that I will be entering the NCAA Tourny this year.

So my message of the week to you all is.

Dare not to tango with a Mexican Scorn, Hand over your money and save yourself the agony of defeat

 

[mexi]

FCUK TERRORISTS AND THEIR COWARDLY WAYS!

 

[mexi]

When tired, sleep. When twisted, screw. When horny, screw then sleep.

 

[knvb]

Vacant

I'LL post this hear snice Mexi's not using this thread for anything!

Q: What's the Definition of "exceptionally unlucky"








A: quitting drinking and smoking- then getting run over by a cigarette truck on the way to your AA meeting

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