Lonely Hearts

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I didn't know KNVB lived in Roscommon..............

Grossly overweight Louth turfcutter, 42 years old and 23 stone,
Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel.

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Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Donegal man, 53, seeks
replacement mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the name Minnie. Thurles area.

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Galway man, 50, in despertate need of a ride. Anything
considered.

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Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in pints, fags, Munster RFC, and starting scraps on Patrick Street at three in the morning.

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Bitter, disillusioned Kerryman lately rejected by longtime fiancee
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.


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Ginger-haired Galwegian trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty
after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
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Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach,
writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little umbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential.

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Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will
include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions References required. No timewasters.

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Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady with big chest.
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Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like minded lady for wining
and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering cats in cemetaries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.

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Attractive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss Wrangler
competition at Jolene's Nightclub, Macroom, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry for long nights spent comfort drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please!

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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm



 

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