King of the Hillisms

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Had to laugh last night just before nodding off (King of the Hill is on CH 57 @ 12:30AM on Shaw Vancouver):

Bill Dauterive, in his best suit holding a bouquet of flowers, is hanging around the women's prison trying to pick up chicks as they're being released.

Bill to huge, neck-optional, tattoed bull dyke, "Welcome back to society, can I offer you a lift?"

BD, "OK, but Ah'm drivin'"

Bill tosses her the keys and the visuals fade out with just the voice track playing over the credits. "What were you in for?"

BD, "I killed my boyfriend."

Bill, after a pause, "Does that mean you're single?"
 

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appreciation...

I see this thread has gone far :rolleyes:. I must admit, with all the other crap on TV these days I've developed a new appreciation for the "King". There's some classic stuff going on there!

+SexualChocolatelovesrednecks:eek:
 

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