Is it all in a name?


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I'm going to get flack for this one... Don't get offened...much.
I didn't make this up, BUT, it is pretty amusing if you think about it (somewhat coincidental).
Men's Names:
Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.
Amir - amazingly hilarious and gets all the chicks. Pecker is well built.
Andy - boring and has a small pecker.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony - smells of weed.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games, but eats with his hands.
Bob - quiet and unpopular,
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
David - hot and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - complete twat, very small dick, can be violent.
Derek - has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arse
Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favors girls named Lucy.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Graham - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography
Ian - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Jamie - likes bondage, S&M with other men
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Kevin - can never get a girlfriend.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - has serious disabilities.
Richard - can't stop wanking and has more wet dreams than anybody.
Rob - sweet, polite and adorable, but has serious disabilities.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Steve - popular and funny, hung like a donkey
Terry - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.


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now for the girls

Alison - Bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted
Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, fussy about appearance
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties time warp, adventurous in bed.
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow
Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass
Daisy - Virgin
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society
Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! Gives fantastic blow-jobs (apparently!)
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed
Faith - Legs met at knees, can't shag standing up
Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs
Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn
Iris - Cauliflower ears, scratches constantly
Isabelle - necessary on a bicycle?
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck
Jane - Babe, men would drink her bath water
Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often
Jessica - Virgin, always will be
Karen - Can strip wallpaper from 60 yards just with her voice, waste of DNA
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing
Kim - wants to be a bloke, wears a wig
Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy
Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up
Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men
Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework
Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn
Mary - had a little lamb
Michelle - Wears white stilettos
Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years
Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair
Olive - Oily skin, oils up well
Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts
Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged
Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.
Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier"
Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim
Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less
Trudy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
Wendy - Possibly a man
Zoëë - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
Zandra - Strange appearance, eats guinea pigs dipped in chocolate


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I should change my name to Howard.

Better than 'Jamie', though.


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funny isn't it

No female names match mine... I wonder why?


Sir "D.A.V.I.D.", congrats on the Moderating Position!;)
"One Love Brutha"

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