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halfvolley

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Well I've never opened a thread before but I'm excited about the indoor season approaching and thought I'd get peoples inquiries on the subject. This year my co-ed team the "Broken Down Golf Carts" has moved from the Richmond league at Sportstown to Burnaby 8 rinks and I hear the league is more competitive. Does anyone know what the turf is like out there and what teams have entered in the co-ed league?

Can't wait for the Friday nights of footy and then drinks and BDGC shots! Is there a good restaurant?





Charles Barkley said..."If all babies are good looking why are there so many ugly people in the world"
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My fellow BDGC....

Dear HV,

Well, your excitement for indoor has awakened my soccer interest at 6am in the morning....sad, I know!

Too bad you were working last Friday and couldn't make the BDGC fundraiser:D :confused:

Should be a good time....this division we are in at 8 rinks is competitive, compared to the Richmond league that was recreational. We romped through that one, almost as easily as you did with that honey at the last co-ed tourny. What? Whatever.

This one time, at co-ed indoor camp, I took a shinpad and.......


CDcan'twaitforaccidentalcontactalongboardswithMountainShadowgirls:D
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halfvolley

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Shinpad? Honeys? Friday fundraiser?

Mr. Cartdriver,

You're so right on top of/with Mountain Shadow girls. :p Are they playing indoor at 8-rinks? That could make for some crazy Friday nights going out on the town after the games. Wonder if the screamer will attend this years league? Hmmm... Nice!

Have you made the cuts yet? Starting the new season you should have and not to mention I'm looking forward to watching our new girl players.

Any chance of new kits?

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halfvolley

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Flashing Golf Carts everywhere!!

Beware beware.

There is word of a brutish red haired Mark McGwire lookalike who frequents the Burnaby 8 rinks who lingers around smelling the sweaty clothes of good looking women after they've played indoor soccer. He wears the number 21 and appears to be normal but will often be seen flashing a hot girl and running. Sometimes women have claimed his "broken down golf cart unit" was a sight for sore eyes and have had trouble sleeping at night ever since. Please if you see this character and his dog "Shea21" please notify the complex manager and they will have police escort him out.

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That explains alot

Hey I heard about this guy too. Except that he only goes after the girls that are ten years younger then him. Man he sounds creapy. :wa: :wa: :wa:
 

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Low blow Lion.......

Hey, low blow Lion!

I know you like older guys too, but you do know that you don't have to have two going at a time to add them up to my senior age status, right?!?! Ouch:D :rolleyes:

Oh HV, I regret to inform you that I must inform the league before our first game about your "groping" tendencies along the boards with opposing female co-eds. I don't want another lawsuit against BDGC Inc. this year! ......"if the shinguard don't fit, you must acquit....."


CDhearsallbutdoesn'talwaystellall:p :cool:
 

halfvolley

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Hey how'd you know that?

I am not a pervert and I never fully cup my opposing female opponents...unless they ask me to. Over a few beers its been known to happen.

Lionheart I concur with Cart regarding your devilish ways. Cart she is right about the cradle rocking that's been going on. Hey as long as you guys are happy, its ok being freaks! :eek:

I think I saw "Shea21" lurking again in the female bathrooms at 8-rinks. Please people, stay as far away from this predator as you can. He is highly volitile and will pee on anything. Police believe this is a fetish that has been going on for a longtime.
 

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