The Danish blimp Tyson sat down had a career record of 62-2! Makes me wonder how a guy with bitch tits can record 43 KOs in his "professional" career - methinks several matches pitted him against the Laudrup brothers, who are known for their glass jaws.
He's not a heavyweight but it was plastered all over Tsn's highlight of the week.This guy lost the decision and when the winner went over to congratulate him this nutter cracked him with a thunderous right that knocked him out silly.This guy had his glove off and still had his hand taped????He did get escorted out of the arena in cuffs and I'm sure he never fight again but whats wrong with these guys?Was wondering if anyone saw that and what your thoughts on it are?
The guy was suspended indefantely and the boxing commisioner of NY was in the stands (the commish is also the new police chief in NY). The commish is holding back his $10K purse until the hearing. That was the biggest cheap shot of all time
As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He was given 14 vocabulary words and must use each in a sentence. These were his responses:
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, "fortify".
14. Income - I just got in bed wit a ho and income my wife