Heavyweight nutters

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CDK,

Not bad fight...the other chump was strong but tyson gave it to him pretty good. The fight as stopped in the 6th.
 

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The Danish blimp Tyson sat down had a career record of 62-2! Makes me wonder how a guy with bitch tits can record 43 KOs in his "professional" career - methinks several matches pitted him against the Laudrup brothers, who are known for their glass jaws.
 

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I heard that Tyson looked slow and out of shape. Anybody see it on pay-for-view?

Tyson is the #1 rate heavyweight contender I believe...

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Take another bullet for the team

Speaking of nutters, did anyone catch the news the other day that Don King had a CAT scan done and it revealed he had 5 bullets in his head still?

No wonder his hair stands on end :D

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Harlem Hood

He's not a heavyweight but it was plastered all over Tsn's highlight of the week.This guy lost the decision and when the winner went over to congratulate him this nutter cracked him with a thunderous right that knocked him out silly.This guy had his glove off and still had his hand taped????He did get escorted out of the arena in cuffs and I'm sure he never fight again but whats wrong with these guys?Was wondering if anyone saw that and what your thoughts on it are?
 

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Don King paid him to deflect attention away from himself

Jimmy,

I've been meaning to post that since I first saw it on Sunday night... the best thing about it was the announcers immediate reaction.

That's assualt! That's assualt! He should be in jail!

I guess they were right :D

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Suspended Indefinately

The guy was suspended indefantely and the boxing commisioner of NY was in the stands (the commish is also the new police chief in NY). The commish is holding back his $10K purse until the hearing. That was the biggest cheap shot of all time:mad:
 

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who is mre of a nut

Mike tyson (for biting holleyfields ear off)

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harlem hood(dont know real name) for sucker punching his oppenent with a wicked right hook to the jaw??

anyone wanna answer this one.. i'll take tyson. you have to be an animal to bite off and ear of an opponent:confused:
 

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Was the outcome ever in doubt?

Tyson's application to be able to box in Nevada was rejected just now 4 votes to 1.

Did Poloni predict this one as well?

~TB.
 

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curious

I heard Sugar Shane Mosley lost against Vernon Forrest, some considered him the best pound for pound in the world. Did anybody catch the fight?
 

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As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He was given 14 vocabulary words and must use each in a sentence. These were his responses:

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, "fortify".
14. Income - I just got in bed wit a ho and income my wife
 

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