Premier [FVSL] Premier 2016/2017 - Results & Banter

[Regs]

Truth:

"Now that we have a sponsor, let's put our premier standings at the very bottom."

Squeaky wheel gets the grease.

FVSL membership, you are welcome.

Umbro, you are welcome.

FVSL leadership, , get your shite together, this stuff isn't rocket science.

3, 2, 1,....

 

[lfc4]

Once the crops are in things will pick up here.

 

[Dude]

Regs is attempting to harvest a crop go bag-of-dicks as we speak!

 

[ON WOUNDED KNEE]

Abby down 2-0 at half. BCPOY is completely invisible and quick to point out the college kids are absent. Guess they didnt get their permission slips signed in time for the match!

 

[Steven Gaffney]

Where are the Power Rankings? Aldy on top, we know that, but what about the rest of the group?

 

[Regs]

SU second
Chilli third
noonecares FTW

 

[Rangerforever]

Regs I can't read or make out your posts because of the raging hard on in the way.

 

[utah]

Would Regsys hard on really block that much out??

 

[Ballbaby]

Would Regsys hard on really block that much out??

Did you ever think you would use this phrase? Ever?

Probably should be hyphenated too.

 

[Dude]

Where are the Power Rankings? Aldy on top, we know that, but what about the rest of the group?

So, I think what Regsy Hard-on is trying to say is that Power Rankings is more a "Power to the People" kinda thing. If you look at the other Power Rankings, they are there because someone gave enough of a shite to actually start making one, and coming back every week to write more.

This thread has been a ghost town for years, none of you twats either give two shits, are told by your coaches not to post (ahem, Langley, ahem) and you follow along like sheep, or simply aren't bright enough to string together sentences in order to actually make a proper post. Try it, it's not that hard.

I see Surrey United have found their goal scoring boots, and are on the rise. Look out Regsy Hard-On, that hard on is about to grow. RF won't be able to read a damn thing going forward.

 

[Canucks4Ever]

...or simply aren't bright enough to string together sentences in order to actually make a proper post. Try it, it's not that hard.

This has never deterred several of our illustrious members in the past. I'm looking at you @Mr Base

 

[akslop]

 

[lfc4]

I blame JC. Killed this thread. And maybe there was one other guy, but I remember JC the most.

Also blame him for the current state of Coastal's premier team.

 

[Dude]

Sure. Deflect.

 

[Dude]

If you players, managers, and coaches want a good example as to how to make use of TTP, go here: http://takethepiss.com/threads/vmsl...lts-banter-2016-2017.21129/page-7#post-407603

This group is doing it better.

If a tree falls in the woods, and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a noise? Guess what the FVSL Premier Division is?

 

[lfc4]

Sure. Deflect.

To continue.....all the 'characters' that made TTP years ago were a touch older because guys kept playing Premier. Today's generation gives up before 30, gets fat, convinces themselves they are busier than we were at that age, and play Div 2 because it's easier to win trophies.

Young guys playing Premier too intimidated by the likes of Utah in here. Another ass that ruined this thread.

Most asked question about TTP in Langley room is 'Whose Dude?'. At this point Willy and I roll our eyes and reflect on the good old days.

 

[Dude]

To continue.....all the 'characters' that made TTP years ago were a touch older because guys kept playing Premier. Today's generation gives up before 30, gets fat, convinces themselves they are busier than we were at that age, and play Div 2 because it's easier to win trophies.

Young guys playing Premier too intimidated by the likes of Utah in here. Another ass that ruined this thread.

Most asked question about TTP in Langley room is 'Whose Dude?'. At this point Willy and I roll our eyes and reflect on the good old days.

Had you simply retired #8, and hung it up in the room like I'd demanded, you'd have less explaining to do.

Fcuking Utah comes in here once a blue moon and drops a forever quote worthy nugget, then fcuks off again.

"Regsy Hard-On" may outlive us all now.

Thanks for that, Utah. Not only will the phrase live forever, but so will the mental image.

 

[Regs]

Well that didn't go as planned





#paperpresident

 

[Regs]

This one hurt, not sure why it was deleted


#paperpresident

 

[Dude]

Well...I guess a Dude's Sandwich Review reunion is truly out of the question.