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Div 1 [FVSL Div 1] Pre Season & Sept '08 Results and Banter
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Missed the game last weekend, but hope to be back for the 'Gers this Friday.
I heard it was a game of 2 sh!tty teams, and unfortunately we were sh!ttier. I think we beat them 4-1 last year, so definitely a game that could've been closer.
Off to NAP for the Rangers this week, and probably the MOTW....
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Hey Bored,
What is your favourite type of jam? I love strawberry but I hear it is hard to come by in Delta. Maybe Dopey can give us some advice as to where we can find it as it is the most popular jam flavour around.
JTL
What is your favourite type of jam? I love strawberry but I hear it is hard to come by in Delta. Maybe Dopey can give us some advice as to where we can find it as it is the most popular jam flavour around.
JTL
Surgery is still in progess but i believe Patella tendon may be the issue.
PS: I love Marmalade
So I am siting down for breakfast in a nice little cafe in Burnaby. My guest and I are the first (2) people in the restaurant. We were intending to have a business meeting. Little did we know that we have stepped into an Archie Comic. Wouldn't you know it the next group that comes in has to sit right beside us. 15 tables in the joint and they have to sit right beside us. Normally this wouldn't have been much of a concern at all but...
This loud mouth pair of guys sits right beside us to 'eat' their breakfast. It was an x-rated Moose from the Archie Comics. I think this was their first meal that didn't involve a steering wheel, a paper bag and plastic forks. 'F' bombs all over the place, some directed to the waitress, it was comically embarrassing. Even their chewing was obnoxious, louder that the bloody TVs. It was so bad that it was comical. After rushing through the main part of his meal, all the while complaining about having potatos with breakfast (I know what you are thinking, hash browns is not new but keep in mind this was their first restaurant meal) X-rated Moose's meal it took a turn for the worse, this is no joke, actually quite serious.
The restaurant didn't have any Strawberry Jam!
I nearly fell out of my seat with shock, but after a quick look around the waitress verified this to be true. Well this was all the 'F' Bomb dropping, Cud Chewing, Potatoe Hating, X-rated Moose could handle; unable to control himself launches into a discussion with the poor 'deer caught in the headlights' waitress about Jam.
Of all the types of jam in all the world isn't Strawberry Jam the most popular, don't you think you should have strawberry jam? Really, shouldn't you have it?
She didn't know what to do other than question whether or not she would ever return to work another shift.
I hope the restaurant has managed to stay in business. It is oversights like this can be the ruin of an otherwise good business.
The funny part (not funny ha ha like the 20 minutes previous, more funny like ironic) was that I thought I recognized the X-Rated Moose from somewhere. As we left the restaurant I told my friend that I recognized the guy but I couldn't remember from where. He says to me that I wouldn't worry about it, the guy was Dopey as Fcuk. Turns out he was right it was Dopeyasfcuk.
Please Dopeyasfcuk, for the sake of all civilized folk go back to grazing in your pickup on the side roads of Delta or out on the bog or wherever the hell you previously ate your meals.
This loud mouth pair of guys sits right beside us to 'eat' their breakfast. It was an x-rated Moose from the Archie Comics. I think this was their first meal that didn't involve a steering wheel, a paper bag and plastic forks. 'F' bombs all over the place, some directed to the waitress, it was comically embarrassing. Even their chewing was obnoxious, louder that the bloody TVs. It was so bad that it was comical. After rushing through the main part of his meal, all the while complaining about having potatos with breakfast (I know what you are thinking, hash browns is not new but keep in mind this was their first restaurant meal) X-rated Moose's meal it took a turn for the worse, this is no joke, actually quite serious.
The restaurant didn't have any Strawberry Jam!
I nearly fell out of my seat with shock, but after a quick look around the waitress verified this to be true. Well this was all the 'F' Bomb dropping, Cud Chewing, Potatoe Hating, X-rated Moose could handle; unable to control himself launches into a discussion with the poor 'deer caught in the headlights' waitress about Jam.
Of all the types of jam in all the world isn't Strawberry Jam the most popular, don't you think you should have strawberry jam? Really, shouldn't you have it?
She didn't know what to do other than question whether or not she would ever return to work another shift.
I hope the restaurant has managed to stay in business. It is oversights like this can be the ruin of an otherwise good business.
The funny part (not funny ha ha like the 20 minutes previous, more funny like ironic) was that I thought I recognized the X-Rated Moose from somewhere. As we left the restaurant I told my friend that I recognized the guy but I couldn't remember from where. He says to me that I wouldn't worry about it, the guy was Dopey as Fcuk. Turns out he was right it was Dopeyasfcuk.
Please Dopeyasfcuk, for the sake of all civilized folk go back to grazing in your pickup on the side roads of Delta or out on the bog or wherever the hell you previously ate your meals.
On that Note, you can pick up this Jam in Octobers thread.
October Results and Banter
Good luck to everyone this month.
October Results and Banter
Good luck to everyone this month.
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