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The best was the looks and buttoned lips of the other two newscasters, when she was going on and on about getting a cream pie in the face. Sort of the "OK, this is uncomfortable, but really funny, and how do we handle this live on the air?"

Then Simi Sarah pipes in: "Maybe it's a fetish?", or something along those lines.


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I'd like to live in Dude's world for a day I think. I'd of course want a rope tied around my waste like in poltergeist to be sure I can be pulled out, but call it morbid a curiosity to see the other side.
 

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Warning: you'll end up chewing off the rope. It is nothing but adult Disneyland around here. People should pay me to be me for a day.

You can be the first.
 

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I'll pay but I'm warning you I'm stealing all of the towels and little bottles of your magic shampoo I can get my hands on.
 

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That's fine. Customer theft of my personal hair care products and used shower towel is expected and factored in to your fee.
 

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Great.

What the public really needs: another theme park.

Welcome to DudeLand. Enjoy our mascots, rides and attractions, and hair care products. Just remember our motto: brown nuggets rule, knvb is a cnut, and fcuk off, I'm busy.

So why is Fantasyland the most fully developed area of the park?

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Enjoy our mascots, rides and attractions

Going to have to confer w/ Mrs. Dude on this one. I suppose there is a price for everything. That price may be my life if she ever reads this thread, but I'll find out nonetheless.

We do have the Wii Fit, as an alternative. That being said, I think it's broken. Apparently my Wii age is 104, I'm overweight, and need to work on my balance / co-ordination. This can't be accurate.
 

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Hey! I'm only paying for an all inclusive here. All or nothing. No hand towels and some SPF 96 hair moose are worth the price of admission you’re charging with the risks I'm taking. For all I know this could turn out like Jurdudeic park and I'm the one wearing the cow suit.


Moo,

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Mrs. Dude has been known to eat her young, so it's quite possible.

She claims this only applies to the ones to weak to make it in this cruel world, but I have my doubts.
 

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The best was the looks and buttoned lips of the other two newscasters, when she was going on and on about getting a cream pie in the face. Sort of the "OK, this is uncomfortable, but really funny, and how do we handle this live on the air?"

Then Simi Sarah pipes in: "Maybe it's a fetish?", or something along those lines.


:D

Simi Sara makes me want to puke. I used to work in a sports store where she shopped and she looks even worse in real life. He husband is an A$$hole to. I kinda of feel bad for her having to work with all those frosted tip femme-boys on the that channel.

Chubai and Cebula aren't bad but I think Kristi Gordon is waaay hotter....I can listen to the weather all day.

http://images.google.ca/url?source=...on.jpg&usg=AFQjCNF8x02PYdMc9IaDAKby0Lj8Om5W2g
 

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its a toss up between kristi gordan and that little jem rena heer from ctv.
 

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Hmm... Rena - tasty.

For a not quite so local option: Krista Erickson in Ottawa. Managed to get herself in a bit of controversy last year...

Takes nice pictures from what I've seen as well. Reading blog articles about her - wow. Looks like she left Winnipeg in a bit of a hurry.

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Rena Heer has very few photos on the intraweb. There is this link, that happens to have a shot of Tamarra Taggert looking fan-fcuking-tastic in her shirt. Excellent rack.

CTV British Columbia- Rena Heer - CTV News, Shows and Sports -- Canadian Television

Taggert looks good from the front no doubt and she's pushing 40 years old......however, I was walking behind her downtown in a mall a while ago and her caboose is the size the of 18 yard box :wa:......but hey some guys like em like that...just not me!
 

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