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Dude's Sandwich Review

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Whistler Dude was whacked. 4 YO took advantage of my vulnerable state and inability to fight back. Photo shows a man who’s not afraid to be vulnerable. Never know when Mrs. Dude will kick me to the curve, this will kill on Bumble.
 

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That was a fit Dude, three weeks removed from a relatively fast 1/2 Ironman. The shall and blanket don’t do me justice, I blame those.

One year later? Working off a dad bod big time.
 

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Where you golfing at?

If Nick North, go to Alpine Café or Cranked (located another 1 minute drive North of Alpine).

Whistler Golf, I'd hit up Corner Deli.

Fairmont, everything in Blackcomb village overpriced and overrated.

Also, I’m not at David’s, I’m in my office in Langley, thank you very much.
 

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Yeah. If you want to sit down and enjoy a pint, then head down the sidewalk to Hunter Gather, but I find the food there way overpriced. Great atmosphere, good food, great beer, nice place. If you are looking for just a sandi, grab n' go with Corner Deli. Always get the soup. Fan-fcuking-tastic.
 

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I feel like this is a set-up.

Yes, I lost my fcuking teeth, OK? Smashed them out tripping over a sidewalk impediment in November. Was protecting the broken wing when it happened, instead broke ground with face.

Also broke my nose, and in rush to emergency dental visit before he closed, got pulled over on HWY, maximum speeding fine of $400.00, and the fcuker damn near impounded my car

Had my implant surgery 10 days ago, no sandwiches for at least 6 months, and yes, been surviving on soup the last 10 days.

So funny and sad that you can't even make this up. Actually happened.

I've seen enough dentists and surgeons over the past 12 months to last me a lifetime.
 

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I feel like this is a set-up.

Yes, I lost my fcuking teeth, OK? Smashed them out tripping over a sidewalk impediment in November. Was protecting the broken wing when it happened, instead broke ground with face.

Also broke my nose, and in rush to emergency dental visit before he closed, got pulled over on HWY, maximum speeding fine of $400.00, and the fcuker damn near impounded my car

Had my implant surgery 10 days ago, no sandwiches for at least 6 months, and yes, been surviving on soup the last 10 days.

So funny and sad that you can't even make this up. Actually happened.

I've seen enough dentists and surgeons over the past 12 months to last me a lifetime.

But the hair is ok?
 

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All there and getting invaded by the greys. In a hurry. Gonna be a silver fox by Tuesday.
 

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That is funny though>

It is funny.

A year ago today I miscalculated a chute and blew up my shoulder. Significant nerve damage, shattered humerus, disattached ligaments, long healing and rehab, then Orthopedist surgery to repair the bones / ligaments. More rehab. Today heading out to ride the same zone. Little nervous mostly stoked. Can’t eat sandwiches for another 5.5 months but that’s ok.

Short term title change to Dude’s Soup and Tea review.
 

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And.....good to be back in the saddle. Been a long year.

Beef Brisket Benny on Special @ #Alpinecafewhistler . Unreal, and Dude friendly.

Kinda a sandwich, not really. Sort of. reasonable price , $13.00

- 4.85 / 5 toothpicks. Special category: Almostsandis
 

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By popular demand….DUDE’S SOUP SHOWDOWN!
Pacific Foods Creamy Tomato Soup vs. Amy’s Split Pea Organic Soup.

Where can you find these? I mean, besides Dude’s Pandemic Pantry, where we stocked up because the sky was falling, but wasn’t, and now may be again?

The Independent should have it. Save-On-Foods. Not Dude’s Pandemic Pantry.

Preparation method: exactly 150 seconds in this BOSCH Microwave, covered. No stopping to stir halfway, be a man and do a solid full stir at the end. This isn’t knitting.

The Pacific Foods Creamy Tomato Soup was tasty, and smooth. Smooth is key right now for dental surgery recovery. Still some stiches hanging on in there, kinda gross.

The Tomato Soup needed no added ingredients. “But Dude!” (you say), “What about the crackers?”

Well reader, crackers are out. These front teeth ae purely cosmetic. The only way to eat crackers are Stoned Wheat Thins, 2, buttered, dipped. Not crushed up to only sit in the soup to get mushy. Crushing is for pussies, anyways. It’s all soup all the time.

After a satisfying dip down Tomato lane, I moved onto the Spit Pea. Same bowl.
Very disappointing.

From the beginning, not enough salt, or pepper. Bullshit, the fcuking soup is in a can, stuff it full of sodium and other delicious ingredients. Salt and pepper added (sea salt, peppercorns, ground. Dude likes grinding).

Pacific Foods Creamy Tomato Soup

3/5, based on taste, but it’s still from my Pandemic Pantry.

Amy’s Split Pea Organic Soup

2/5. Very disappointed, I haven’t scored anything this low since Subway tried to make a Montreal Smoked meat.

BTW, I’d give my right arm for a smoked meat.

The clear winner of this sad showdown is….. PACIFIC FOODS CREAMY TOMATO SOUP!

Sigh.

At least the view was nice.
 

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