Coaching Certification

[Regs]

So I was doing a bit of research this morning and came across a little tidbit on the BC Soccer website that specified the following for Provincial A Cup teams:

Adult Provincial A Cup: At least one member of the coaching staff must have the SOCCER FOR LIFE for teams entered in the Provincial

Nevermind the quote seems to be cut off at the end, but when did this requirement come into play?

Pretty sure Spada didn't take any coaching course back in the day, definately wouldn't pay the $145 course fee

 

[Dude]

We're required to have one at Surrey United, too, for coaching the kids. Somehow I haven't been fired yet. Maybe this is the year.

(Don't tell Ballbaby, he's been looking for any reason to run me outta town, he's afraid I'm coming after his paid coaching gig.)

 

[trece verde]

Dude: you and your hair should still be run out outta town. Previously you were only required to have someone on your team's coaching staff with this level of certification for kids if you were coaching any Cup games that would lead to Provincial competition (A or B), but this is changing. Personally I think this is a step in the right direction, if only to standardize and quantify the minimum level of coaching knowledge you should have. Coaches (like refs) still need to be assessed and their knowledge refreshed on a periodic basis.

 

[Dude]

Afraid of getting your grass cut, Trece?

The hair is an issue. It grows too fast, and gets too long and flowy. The curly waves coming down my face get in the way when I'm being awesome.

 

[trece verde]

Awesomething...

Dude, my hairline is beginning to trend like Regs' - getting to the point where there's nothing to worry about cutting...

 

[Regs]

Have not paid for a haircut since joining Peg in '94

 

[Dude]

Wow.

That means since 1994, I have spent roughly $12,180.00 (give or take a hair cut here, and hair product there) more than you on hair.

What can be bought for $12,180?

~A crappy car.
~Down payment on a nice car.
~A down-payment on a really nice small business, like a surf shop in Sayulita.
~2 or 3 really nice bikes for Dude's garage, or one really nice, really overpriced steed.
~One invetro (though I don't seem to have an issue with that, either)
~One really fun night in Vegas. Really fun.
~One private jet to fly to Vegas, with change left over to make it really, really fun.
~12 pretty nice suits, and 1 pretty nice new tie.
~30.45 Escorts for one hour (average, approximate, not sure, a friend told me)
~25 pairs of really nice multi stud boot, enough for every color in the store.

I could go on...