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2002 kamloops tourney for Delta United.
1st night- for starters we got a hotel with a waterslide so we could really try to impress the ladies. We all met down at The Blue Max, and just lit it up. We meet some girls and get them to start making out with each other, guys are pulling the phantom hand on girls, all in all a terriffic evening. We get back to hotel at 4 am. That's when i discover an extra 4 people have shown up and are looking for places to stay. We stick them with the youngsters and attemtpt to pass out. 4:30 am- i hear yelling and screaming, I get up and go into hallway and HOtel manager is yekking at everyione to shut up stop making noise etc. Our response F.you F off the usuals. We get the boot from the hotel and have to leave in morning. 6:30 am- I'm at front desk pleading our case , Sorry , won't happen again etc; etc. ,, i then notice somenone has sh*t in all the plants at the desk, knowing full well it was one us, I eventually give up and at 7am August long weekend Saturday morning , i am looking for 6 Hotel rooms. by 8:30 am and 30 phone calls SUCCESS! new hotel but can't check in till 4:00 pm. We are to play at 2 and 4:30 so we decide to play, skip the beer garden and check in after the games
Day 2 to follow along with day 3
The Captain
2002 kamloops tourney for Delta United.
1st night- for starters we got a hotel with a waterslide so we could really try to impress the ladies. We all met down at The Blue Max, and just lit it up. We meet some girls and get them to start making out with each other, guys are pulling the phantom hand on girls, all in all a terriffic evening. We get back to hotel at 4 am. That's when i discover an extra 4 people have shown up and are looking for places to stay. We stick them with the youngsters and attemtpt to pass out. 4:30 am- i hear yelling and screaming, I get up and go into hallway and HOtel manager is yekking at everyione to shut up stop making noise etc. Our response F.you F off the usuals. We get the boot from the hotel and have to leave in morning. 6:30 am- I'm at front desk pleading our case , Sorry , won't happen again etc; etc. ,, i then notice somenone has sh*t in all the plants at the desk, knowing full well it was one us, I eventually give up and at 7am August long weekend Saturday morning , i am looking for 6 Hotel rooms. by 8:30 am and 30 phone calls SUCCESS! new hotel but can't check in till 4:00 pm. We are to play at 2 and 4:30 so we decide to play, skip the beer garden and check in after the games
Day 2 to follow along with day 3
The Captain
dAY 2
everyone gets up, packs , including the x-box and stereo, and we decide we are going to meet at beer garden at noon for 2:30 game at park away from field. Everyone finally gathers at 1:30 and we head to field. we warm up etc. and start. Me being the fearless leader have decided to take one for the team and not play at all for the weekend and leave me a better chance of drinking myself to oblivion. We manage to pull out a win relying on the young guns ability to run faster hungover than anyone else alive. Afetr the game we discover one of our fans(buddy who showed up to party and not play), passed out in my sideline chair where he has managed to piss himself. We being bastards gather around and take apicture to commemmerate the occassion. We then have to play a second game by the beer gardens. We arrive at 20 minutes before game time and see a team that appears to have been warming up since wednesday.(wind sprints group stretching) What the hell, our method for stretching was passing the j just a little out of reach. We manage to lose quite handidly but keep score close 2-0. time to check in and then party.
more to follow
everyone gets up, packs , including the x-box and stereo, and we decide we are going to meet at beer garden at noon for 2:30 game at park away from field. Everyone finally gathers at 1:30 and we head to field. we warm up etc. and start. Me being the fearless leader have decided to take one for the team and not play at all for the weekend and leave me a better chance of drinking myself to oblivion. We manage to pull out a win relying on the young guns ability to run faster hungover than anyone else alive. Afetr the game we discover one of our fans(buddy who showed up to party and not play), passed out in my sideline chair where he has managed to piss himself. We being bastards gather around and take apicture to commemmerate the occassion. We then have to play a second game by the beer gardens. We arrive at 20 minutes before game time and see a team that appears to have been warming up since wednesday.(wind sprints group stretching) What the hell, our method for stretching was passing the j just a little out of reach. We manage to lose quite handidly but keep score close 2-0. time to check in and then party.
more to follow
Blazer
Sounds like you had a jolly good time
Aaaand enough from the Ridge Meadows Rif Raf, we need a story that doesn't include sausage tuggling!!!
How about Milhouse put his 2 cents worth in and play out some of the drama from the Highlanders K-Town trips from the past couple of years??? I know he was more sober than myself,Knowone or MilesLong!!! Although, Johnny Brown was considerably quiet this year???
K-Town Fever will start to heat up again around mid-May!!!
Sounds like you had a jolly good time
Aaaand enough from the Ridge Meadows Rif Raf, we need a story that doesn't include sausage tuggling!!!
How about Milhouse put his 2 cents worth in and play out some of the drama from the Highlanders K-Town trips from the past couple of years???
I know he was more sober than myself,Knowone or MilesLong!!! Although, Johnny Brown was considerably quiet this year???K-Town Fever will start to heat up again around mid-May!!!
Blaze Army
No offense but that happens to our team every year in Penticton.
Well, except for the shitting in the planters, we quit doing that years ago.
How about some stories about getting ripped off by a hooker for $100 bucks or picking up a transvestite at a bar.
No offense but that happens to our team every year in Penticton.
Well, except for the shitting in the planters, we quit doing that years ago.
How about some stories about getting ripped off by a hooker for $100 bucks or picking up a transvestite at a bar.
Guiness....I wouldn't say too quiet in the 'loop this year, certainly some good stories - just not as visible. Maybe just too focused on the speaker jump in JJ's on the Saturday to prove I could land that w/out blowing the ACL again. The planning will be under way soon.....
silver fox
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SMALL WORLD!!
Hey Yoda, do you know Brad Leitch too?
Silverseeneverythingfox.
Hey Yoda, do you know Brad Leitch too?
Silverseeneverythingfox.
Re: Re: ????
You know Bertrum that Puerto Vallarta is the gay capital of Mexico. (Not that there is anything wrong with that).....Originally posted by bertrum
Sorry Gongshow no socks down here in Mexico.
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