Christmas gift ideas for the wife...

[Argyle]

I know that it is early...but you want to get these things before they sell out...

http://www.ohmibod.com/ohmibod.html

 

[BlazeArmy]

Fcuking hell.

Wow. I love that it works with or without my MP3 player. I like it "with" the most.... I find having my tunes working in unison with your product not only relaxes me but allows me to escape quickly. Great idea

. Angela M. Atlanta

 

[Dude]

Wow. And here I was thinking of buying a blender for her.

 

[Dapotayto]

I imagine it already feels a lot like a blender when you are fingerbanging her, Edward Scissorhands.

 

[Dude]

Wow, you're on a roll today, eh? Gotta write that one down...

 

[Dapotayto]

Ah, there it is, right on time. The unoriginal, uncreative comeback. Right up there with "Oh, good one" or "Ha ha, my sides are splitting". That will go down in the annals of quick-witted rebuttals.

 

[Dude]

Good one Fastshow

Wow, you're on a roll today, eh? Gotta write that one down...