There are some absolute gems in here!!!
Good, Bad and In-between bumper stickers.......
> >
> > 1} The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette.
> > 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
> > 3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
> > 4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
> > 5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> > 6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
> > 7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
> > 8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
> > 9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> > 10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
> > 11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
> > 12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
> > 13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
> > 14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
> > 15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
> > 16) My kid had sex with your honour student.
> > 17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.
> > 18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
> > 19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> > 20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public
>schools.
> > 21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
> > 22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and
>yelling like the passengers in his car.
> > 23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
> > 24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> > 25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> > 26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
> > 27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
> > 28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
> > 29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
> > 30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of
>yourself.
> > 31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
> > 32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
> > 33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
> > 34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
> > 35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> > 36) CAT----- The Other White Meat
> > 37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
> > 38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes
> > 39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?
> > 40) Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.
> > 41) Welcome To shite Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles
> > 42) If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother.
> > 43) Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.
Good, Bad and In-between bumper stickers.......
> >
> > 1} The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette.
> > 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
> > 3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
> > 4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
> > 5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> > 6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
> > 7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
> > 8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
> > 9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> > 10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
> > 11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
> > 12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
> > 13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
> > 14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
> > 15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
> > 16) My kid had sex with your honour student.
> > 17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.
> > 18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
> > 19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> > 20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public
>schools.
> > 21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
> > 22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and
>yelling like the passengers in his car.
> > 23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
> > 24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> > 25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> > 26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
> > 27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
> > 28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
> > 29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
> > 30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of
>yourself.
> > 31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
> > 32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
> > 33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
> > 34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
> > 35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> > 36) CAT----- The Other White Meat
> > 37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
> > 38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes
> > 39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?
> > 40) Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.
> > 41) Welcome To shite Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles
> > 42) If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother.
> > 43) Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.
