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Bronco

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There are some absolute gems in here!!!


Good, Bad and In-between bumper stickers.......
> >
> > 1} The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette.
> > 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
> > 3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
> > 4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
> > 5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> > 6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
> > 7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
> > 8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
> > 9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> > 10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
> > 11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
> > 12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
> > 13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
> > 14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
> > 15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
> > 16) My kid had sex with your honour student.
> > 17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.
> > 18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
> > 19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> > 20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public
>schools.
> > 21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
> > 22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and
>yelling like the passengers in his car.
> > 23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
> > 24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> > 25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> > 26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
> > 27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
> > 28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
> > 29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
> > 30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of
>yourself.
> > 31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
> > 32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
> > 33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
> > 34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
> > 35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> > 36) CAT----- The Other White Meat
> > 37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
> > 38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes
> > 39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?
> > 40) Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.
> > 41) Welcome To shite Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles
> > 42) If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother.
> > 43) Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.
 

tiner

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sweet.

some of my favourites:

i support the right to arm bears

what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

my karma just ran over your dogma.
 

SC

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Remember, people just 'forward' this shite to me

Bumper Stickers for Ladies
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SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

:eek:
:rolleyes:
 

Guinness

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sexy

I especially like this one:

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?? Her lipstick!!:eek:

and this feminist viewpoint:

Why do women wear make up and perfume?? They're ugly and they stink!!:D
 

SC

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L.O.L.

I like your contributions way better...

+SC stuck in Steveston:rolleyes:
Thosedamnsnowbirdsarewaytooloud:mad:
 

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