Best lines heard around the park

[studsup]

Do you know what the best thing about that jacket is? It's not mine

 

[Guinness]

A classic, but a beauty:

(Insert lispy English accent here)
"Do you want the whistle"?

Quoted from Mike Hill one of the FVSL's better officials...

 

[Skip]

"Ref, sub!.......Carson......take a break"! ~Sir Alex Cainy






Oneofmyfavourites

 

[outkast]

"referee....thats god awful"

nezbomb

 

[studsup]

Guiness to skip: I met your parents last night skip, they're both really nice guys!!!!

 

[STD]

I have already posted it once before but I still like it.

Coed tournament in Vernon

Girl says "Ref you are terrible"
Ref says " oh yeh and when you are on the field you are Mia Hamm"

 

[bulljive]

coach: "everybody's going to get a good run today boys so stay warm"

22 players 2 substitutions made all game.

 

[Buckfast]

Paul Segovia to a bald ref:

"Get your hair out of your eyes"

 

[striker14]

Croatian Women's Game...Older Croatian man on a Ref's call:

"CONTRUCTION REF...THAT WAS CONTRUCTION!!" of course, translation:

"Obstruction Ref...that was obstruction!!"

 

[Buckfast]

Croatian Women's Game...Older Croatian man on a Ref's call:

"CONTRUCTION REF...THAT WAS CONTRUCTION!!" of course, translation:

"Obstruction Ref...that was obstruction!!"

No sh1t, eh? Do you do closed captioning, also?

 

[Socceroos]

Referee John Begonovic to a player who just got hit in the face by a player who is now suspended for the Season:" Come on guys shake hands, we are all friends here"


Striker 14 please translate if you want.

 

[BJB]

Croatian Women's Game...Older Croatian man on a Ref's call:

"CONTRUCTION REF...THAT WAS CONTRUCTION!!" of course, translation:

"Obstruction Ref...that was obstruction!!"

It's CONSTRUCTION!! Get it right... another croat favourite is OPSIDE ref..

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

2004 Nations Cup over 30's. Frustrated Greek player to Canada player (Canada up 4-0 or something).

Who cares if you guys are winning? How well did you guys do at Euro?

Possible Striker 14 translations:
-Canada wasn't part of Euro 2004 tourney (not that they'd do well there anyhow).
-Canada isn't even part of Europe.
-What the fukc does that have to do with your team getting spanked?
-Is that a contruction foul?

 

[guru]

... another croat favourite is OPSIDE ref..

Maybe I'm just stooopud, but can anyone here enlighten me on what "opside" means? ..... Striker14 ..... anyone ? ?
Hey striker....youz stole my sig. ewe bastard!!! Git yer own!!

 

[guru]

Fat Rabbit to Shawn about giving Wade tips on how to play forward:
Don't give Wade any more advice, his mind's like a FULL bookshelf, if you try and put another book in there, you'll have to pull one off first.

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

Hey striker....youz stole my sig. ewe bastard!!! Git yer own!!

I hate to admit it, but Striker actually made up that saying on her own. All her comments are as original and as inspirational as LucVanLeirde's "Science, Science, Science" quote that the Hallmark people are so fond of. I think she even coined the phrase BEAT IT!!!

 

[guru]

I hate to admit it, but Striker actually made up that saying on her own. All her comments are as original and as inspirational as LucVanLeirde's "Science, Science, Science" quote that the Hallmark people are so fond of. I think she even coined the phrase BEAT IT!!!

Sorry.......my bad.....I'll change mine post haste. I Didn't know Striker was a fleamale.... I wouldn't want any blood on my hands!

 

[trece verde]

classic pisstake from our sweeper to one of our centre mids while both were on the pitch:

"let me know when you sub back in..."

beerz,

stew

 

[LucVanLierde]

some shite head on the wades after our first game-loss of teh season...."looks like u were a few knights short of a crusade"

 

[Ballbaby]

2004 Nations Cup over 30's. Frustrated Greek player to Canada player (Canada up 4-0 or something).

Who cares if you guys are winning? How well did you guys do at Euro?

Possible Striker 14 translations:
-Canada wasn't part of Euro 2004 tourney (not that they'd do well there anyhow).
-Canada isn't even part of Europe.
-What the fukc does that have to do with your team getting spanked?
-Is that a contruction foul?

I was on that Greek team and I heard it. Priceless! Everyone paused and pondered for a second or two.