2008 Langley Summer League

[Dude]

Well, you have my attention.

If these Nomads indeed are of the caveman variety, maybe they will be bringing along a selection of young cave birds for us Lounge Lizards to prey on. In my mind’s eye I’m seeing a young Betty Rubble-esque babe cooking us up a little side of brontosaurus ribs while the Lizards man rape these Nomads on the pitch. Once the game is done, the Lizards eat a fine meal, partake in some fine beverages, and then drag said Nomad cave birds by the hair off to the showers for a little Lizard on cave bird action.

Sort of a V meets 10000 BC theme.

 

[Dude]

"Lounge Lizards...come out and playayyyyyyyyyy..."

 

[johnnybluenose]

You Lizards can dream all you want...

I need Gary to schedule us against you guys first.

 

[utah]

As long as the babes look like Betty and not Barney I'm in.
You are a sick bastard Dude. What did you google to find that picture?
What do you think Ranger, those Brontosaurus ribs sure sound good.

 

[johnnybluenose]

This trash talk explains Utah's scouting trip to the Nomads game a few weeks back

 

[Dude]

Utah,

Let's just be happy the Nomads aren't named the Smurfs.

Gives a whole new meaning to Blue Balls.

 

[Dude]

And yes, I'd hit it.

 

[utah]

Never underestimate right Johnny.

 

[utah]

This has the makings of a new theme night with the wife.
Off to find a Smurfette and Betty costume.

 

[Dude]

Don't forget the gallon of blue paint.

 

[johnnybluenose]

I never underestimate anyone or anything utah...never have tbh...

remember, if you look back not one of us thought that game that day was a foregone conclusion, everyone else did though...

 

[BlazeArmy]

This has the makings of a new theme night with the wife.
Off to find a Smurfette and Betty costume.

You'd make a better betty than a smurfette.

 

[utah]

It's all in the calves big man.
I could actually picture you putting on a Lizards jersey this summer.
I'll make one out of the sheets when I'm done.

 

[BlazeArmy]

I'll make one out of the sheets when I'm done.

Make sure you use king-size.

 

[utah]

After a brief meeting and some negotiations last night, it looks as though the Mighty Muckers will be fighting once again for the highly coveted 'holy grail' of summer soccer.
In anticipation the Lounge Lizards are now doing 2 push ups and 5 sit ups a day to prepare for our first match.

 

[Dude]

You and Rangerforever negotiating, eh?

What did you negotiate over? Haggis stuffed with 3 year old baby, and a 5 foot high plate of bratwurst?

Brap.


COME ON YOU LIZARDS!

 

[utah]

What would you have negotiated over?
A Lovo feast with coconut husks and banana leaves?

 

[johnnybluenose]

Nomads are waiting...anxious to get it on.

 

[BlazeArmy]

Thanks Mills Lane.

 

[johnnybluenose]

When are we to expect some sort of schedule?

I thought I heard Gary say next weekend the games were going to start.