I've been enjoying them immensely, they're by far teh best he's ever done. More on this site should be encouraged to post in a similar fashion.
Long may tehy continue.
And at least it's solved teh strange dyslexia he suffers from.
I hear you've missed me.
Bless.
Hazy Way (Evil 9 remix)- Alex Dolby
Speed of Sound- Coldplay
Anything by Danny Howells on Global Underground
If You Fall- Azure Ray
Die 5 Times Times 5- South Ambulance
Party Crashers- Radio 4
Jerk it Out- The Caesars
Retreat- The Rakes
Tied up Too...
Re: [VMSL Div 1] 2005 TTP Awards
You're a trouble-maker Fastshow and thorough-going nuisance as well.
Sometimes it's more important to be human than to appreciate taste, subtlety and nuance and you're showing yourself up by poking poor keeper with a stick while he's down. I expect he spends...
Oh Countdown, you try ever so hard but fail every time dontcha? At least you're a good sport and consistent. Shame you don't have two bits of brain or humour to rub together. That would start a fire.
Please let me and my listeners know what, in your esteemed opinion, makes a "stellar"...
teeter-totter
请 辩解 阿 笔下 不客气 直截了当 播弄 .
DickvanDyke has every reason to be upset. It's a wonder he isn't suicidal, poor bastard.
You're suggesting I'm a bisexual cheese?
Stick to the topic otherwise you'll have one of the crack team of illiterate moderators moderating moderately...
Well that's, you, used your alocation of, commas, for the week. And. A sentence fragment. Too. No, more posts. For you.
Has anyone ever seen the Countdown and DickVanDyke at the same time? They're either the same person or they went to the same school.
Let me offer you a quotation, this...
Tweet, offside. Red card for verbals.
Still no sign of Sheep. Maybe he's being tended to by Saint Shepherd.
Singing in the Rain - Mint Royale
From the newish Volkswagen Golf ad campaign featuring Gene Kelly bodypopping. Sexy. For krauts.
It's not just me doing my bit, and the bits...
Oh Sheep, poor Sheep, it's upsetting to see your dependency on drugs has escalated so. Don't forget that smoking leads to heroin addiction, paedophilia and suicide bombing so do seek help before you complete the set by ramming your stolen Piageo into an all-night petrol station off a slip road...
I've got the Young Boy Blues.
I do enjoy how you talk to me in code though there's no need anymore, since you outted yourself you're free to be whoever you like. You'll have to take care, mind, now you're exploring the real you you'll be hard-pressed to justify driving about on weekends...
Stop it, Fastshow, you'll put off the Countdown from responding to me. You know his posts are my lifeblood. His works remind me of Coleridge at his pomp (his pre-literate era), "Poor little foal of an oppressed race, I love the languid patience of thy face." Like you, Coleridge was an opium...
Since you seem to know my man Tel so well. This is not. A sentence.
Could you please enlighten me and his hoardes of adoring fans. Nor. Is. This. "Hoardes." Quite.
Anyone here the cover of Down under, by Badly Drawn Boy?
No, I am not the cover of Down under, (sic) by Badly Drawn Boy...
How refreshing to see another poster (and someone with the prestige of a moderator at that) not be afraid to admit his sexuality and post a picture from, "...a photo site I visit." What a lovely change from the endless stream of hetero wankers posting pictures of slapper splitarses.
I visit...
Ta for that, Zenga. Still waiting to hear the UEFA Cup results from last week. They play again tomorrow night, you know. Even the sackless Countdown Conundrum's time-delayed internet service will have provided him the result by then. Why do something if you're not going to do it properly?
Or...
Yes, well.
Stick to the Kumars at 42, Countdown. You know, the real comedians.
Due to sheer volume and the surfeit of time you seem to have at your disposal, eventually you'll post something vaguely interesting and, perhaps though it could be a step too far, in coherent English. I have a...
Homophobia again now is it? Clever.
As long as you're not racist, presumably you can be homophobic and not incur the wrath of the hypocrites running this website. Consistency.
In keeping with the rest of your truly embarrassing posts, posting a link to yahoo is neither big nor clever...