What to Buy Her...

[striker14]

Lita,

Podría hacerle tal amor maravilloso con un dispositivo tan erótico y atractivo. Espero que Santa lo traiga para usted y que usted y tengo un encuentro de la ocasión en una publicación local. Sería mi sueño.

Feliz Navidad Lita.

~Tito

I say pardon?

 

[geeser]

Buy her Angel perfume from The Bay, Purdys chocolates, Sage bath and body stuff, I could go on and on but my list is too long.......

 

[Yoda]

A sphincter says what?

Loosely translated:

"Thanks for the free porn"

 

[lita]

Lita,

Podría hacerle tal amor maravilloso con un dispositivo tan erótico y atractivo. Espero que Santa lo traiga para usted y que usted y tengo un encuentro de la ocasión en una publicación local. Sería mi sueño.

Feliz Navidad Lita.

~Tito

Beautifully written. For the single women who don't understand spanish, Tito seems to have a way with words and is a very romantic person, who can write the language of love beautifully.

 

[Keeper]

Lita,

It would be able to do him such marvelous love with an attractive and so erotic device. I expect that Holy bring him for you and that you and I have an encounter of the occasion in a local publication. Would be my dream.

Feliz Navidad Lita.

~Tito

And which local publication would that be? The Province Home & Garden section?

Sound's kinda choppy to me, Lita. If I told my girl I wanted to have sex with her in tomorrow's edition of The Vancouver Sun she'd smack me upside the head.

"Sometimes I'd like a little pussy. Mine's as big as a house."

 

[Ballbaby]

Stockings are the best part of Christmas anyways...tons of good shite you can stick in a stocking!

striker14

Yes there are tons of good shite you can stick in a stocking, some of it quite shocking.

 

[girth]

Not sure if this is a good idea or not? Myself and the missus don't have any children and I was thinking it would be kinda fun to fill her "personal" stocking with some adults only sex toys and gadgets? Anyone ever done this? What type of stuff makes for a happy gift opening? How about the "Black Beauty" that might work.

 

[striker14]

Wow...great idea...Nipple Nibbler is always a hit with the Ladies
NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW...

I like the Chocolate Body Paint idea too...it is true...a woman can never have enough chocolate!!

striker14

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

OK, a poll has been added. I hate to admit it, but after my staff luncheon this afternoon, I staggered into a trendy little odds and ends shop and bought "her" a gift for Christmas. No trips to the mall this December 24. Everyone else gets cash or Tom Hortons gift certificates.