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That's the trouble with you lot from Canadia. That crackpot in the music thread thinks he upsets me by mocking my homosexuality and this chav is concerned with my wanking.
This website is obsessed with my knob.
It makes sense for the Scots, at least my knobs' in Europe.
This website is obsessed with my knob.
It makes sense for the Scots, at least my knobs' in Europe.
I for one have no problems with your homosexuality, or your wanking. I feel sorry for you, stuck in Engerland, and still under the impression that it's the best place in the world. Get out from under your rock, come see the knew world. Bucky will show you around.
Like Steve (I can't believe we agrre on anything) I have no issue with YOU be a homo or the fact you wank a lot, but assuming anyone nevermind everyone is obsessed with your junk is a bit self centred... Not that many of of your lot are!!! 
BTW, Jinky thanks for the kind words
BTW, Jinky thanks for the kind words
Genius!!!!
Had me rolling on the floor that one.
A man arrives in his office one morning to find his colleague roaring with laughter.
'What's the big joke?' the man asks.
'Well' his colleague replies, 'I had a hilarious Freudian slip this morning.'
'What's a Freudian slip?' asks the man.
'It's when you mean to say something, but what comes out is what is really on your mind.
So, this morning I was queuing at the train station to buy a ticket from Tooting, and I noticed that the girl behind the counter had enormous breasts. When I got to the front of the queue, I asked for a return to Titting. The girl went bright red, I went bright red and the entire queue wet themselves laughing.'
'Oh right' said the colleague chuckling away.
The next morning, the situation was reversed and the man arrived in the office first. He was chortling away to himself when his colleague arrived.
'What's so funny?' asked the colleague.
'Well,' replied the man, 'I've had one of your Freudian slips.
'What happened?'
I was sitting in the kitchen this morning, having breakfast. I looked over at my wife and instead of saying 'Pass the milk, dear' I said '**** off you fat bitch, you've ruined my life'
Had me rolling on the floor that one.
A man arrives in his office one morning to find his colleague roaring with laughter.
'What's the big joke?' the man asks.
'Well' his colleague replies, 'I had a hilarious Freudian slip this morning.'
'What's a Freudian slip?' asks the man.
'It's when you mean to say something, but what comes out is what is really on your mind.
So, this morning I was queuing at the train station to buy a ticket from Tooting, and I noticed that the girl behind the counter had enormous breasts. When I got to the front of the queue, I asked for a return to Titting. The girl went bright red, I went bright red and the entire queue wet themselves laughing.'
'Oh right' said the colleague chuckling away.
The next morning, the situation was reversed and the man arrived in the office first. He was chortling away to himself when his colleague arrived.
'What's so funny?' asked the colleague.
'Well,' replied the man, 'I've had one of your Freudian slips.
'What happened?'
I was sitting in the kitchen this morning, having breakfast. I looked over at my wife and instead of saying 'Pass the milk, dear' I said '**** off you fat bitch, you've ruined my life'
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