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TheRob

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AU Razor has been asked to leave the Club
That sounds about right. Probably because of the illegal drug incident.

Where will they go? Where will Razor go? I hear there is a starting position saved for him at Esondale United. He'd star there.
 

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TheRob is shortsighted.

TheRob,

That’s an insult to all the legitimately mentally handicapped and poor folks with mental disorders out there.

This guy is just plain stupid, and the stupidity appears to be self-inflicted. Now, give your head a shake.
 

Osame bin madden

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2 wrongs make a ...

Originally posted by TheRob
That sounds about right. Probably because of the illegal drug incident.

Where will they go? Where will Razor go? I hear there is a starting position saved for him at Esondale United. He'd star there.

Well wouldn't joining sid as his sidekick be a natural.
 

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Originally posted by Rigger15
AU Razor you are nothing more than an embarsement to soccer. For God sake AU retire the boots

Razor is/was a player? That has to be the biggest rumour yet on this thread.:eek: ;)
 

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GEU Goons

At our team meeting last night it was decided that something must be done about GEU being just to damn big of a team. After repeated accusations though out the FVSL thread about GEU being such big strapping lads we've come to the conclusion that enough is enough.Starting next season all players over 5'2"(sorry Cainy) will have to undergo height reduction surgery or find another team to play for, simple as that. I hope this information will appease all of GEU's detractors and great better harmony between the "former big lads" of GEU and the rest of the FVSL.
 

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misunderstood

Millsy no problems with the size of your team, as I have said in previous posts, I think you guys are the best bet for a good run in the B.Cs. You guys match up best against the VMSL teams, on size, and athletic ability. It's the size of your mouths that is your biggest weakness. You guys play an extemely physical brand of football, When we play you guys we have to try and match you guys blow for blow, or else we will get bullied off the park. I just can't understand why all the crying, and moaning goes on. It truely is embarassing. As the saying goes, " if your gonna live by the sword die by the sword" Good luck finishing second, and in the pak. If you guys make the B.Cs keep in mind you are representing the FVSL and keep the whining to a minimum.
 

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Millsy no problems with the size of your team, as I have said in previous posts, I think you guys are the best bet for a good run in the B.Cs. You guys match up best against the VMSL teams, on size, and athletic ability


Oh Cainy shut it you fence sitter. Quit trying to be so humble and at the same time getting your licks in. You said it best, GEU are a bunch of banana eating, vine-swinging Fraser Valley Apes, who have been taught to kick an orb. Don't beat around the bush Cainy cuz usually you beat in the bush (saw you at Cloverdale once. In fact you used to purposely kick the ball into the bushes).

It's the size of your mouths that is your biggest weakness.

You egotistical gnome. You think you are too big for their mouths. Their mouths are the average size of all simians. It is not a weakness. More likely is that you have a handicap. 5'2 with a 14" dick. Fcuken tripod you are Cainy.

GEU stands for Gigantic Enormous Uddersuckers. Quit being such a feline Cainy. :D
 

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I agree with Ballbaby, even though I didn't read his post.

I remember Millsy (that sounds like a shitty sitcom title) when he was a talented PCL keeper. Why doesn't he just go to a decent league like say, the VMSL and avoid all this nonsense?

Ballbaby?
 

Ballbaby

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I agree with Jink and I never read his posts.

The VMSL for Millsy huh? Yes that is an option. However, I do admire those who thick it out in the good ole FVSL and still appreciate the smell of some damn good fertilizer and steer manure. Gets the blood going and could very well be the reason GEU are so damn big.

Also, you gotta love the Valley chicks. Millsy should stay put Jinky.
 

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Millsy posting!!

the VMSL teams, on size, and athletic ability. It's the size of your mouths that is your biggest weakness

All the better to blow your house down with!!!!:D
 

Ballbaby

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Who's Cainy?

~Regs.






Regs,

Cainy is a porn star and I have had the privilege of seeing him in action. He is quite the ham.

His latest video was filmed by Sage and Skip produced it. It was entitled, "Short People Fcuking". Quite good and if I could give it a rating, I would give it a 3/4 erection. 1/4 erection was lost due to Cainy's complexion.

That is who Cainy is. By the way, I do believe Mr. Cain reads these threads and you should be very proud of your boy.
 

Regs

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Therob,

So you are saying that this Cainy character is not a porn star?

Interesting. How did you find out?

~Regs.
 

Aves

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Balls, funny stuff re cainy :D , but isn't all this titillating talk just a ruse to spruce up the ballbaby boudoir...surely you're not getting this desperate for the fantasy file? :p

Or was it all the talk about how big the GEU guys are that got you going?:rolleyes:
 

cainy

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Easy Ballbaby, it has taken me years to shed that nickname:rolleyes: I'm trying to remember which time you saw me in action, was it in the car behind the beer garden in Kelowna, or when you came into my room in Kamloops, trying to organize the wife swap? I know RACHEL got you all fired up in the hot tub. OOOOHH RACHEL she was brilliant;) Speaking of the tripod, it really isn't that big, it just looks big cause i'm so small:D
 

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alouette up in smoke!

I believe it's true Alouette is up in smoke oh sorry guys no pun intended:rolleyes: .Now what will happen to them?Rumor is still kicking around that they want to join GEU but my question is what part of GEU will need them? Pretty sure premier will NOT.
 

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