Report and Reaction: Vancouver Whitecaps clinch playoff place but at what cost?

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Report and Reaction: Vancouver Whitecaps clinch playoff place but at what cost?

Report and Reaction: Vancouver Whitecaps clinch playoff place but at what cost?

Well, they’re officially in.

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[Dude]

You know, it wasn't long ago on TTP where almost unanimously Jordan Harvey was pissed all over for his footballing shortcomings.

I have to say, he's become one of my favorite players.

Yes, he still has the odd glaring eff-up, but his work rate is beyond reproach every match; he never lets up. Off the pitch, he's a great spokesman for the club, and great role model for these young players to follow.

 

[Regs]

Agreed 99%.

1% knocked off due to the Hitleresque stache he styles.

 

[Dude]

Sure, but but have you seen his missus?

http://www.people.com/article/kimberly-caldwell-american-idol-married-jordan-harvey

She replaces that 1%, and adds another 4%.

Man-crush for JH at 104%.

 

[Regs]

She just popped out a kid a couple of days ago... reserve judgement for a bit...

 

[Dude]

Which is why I docked her 5% out of the, erm, hopper. Still quality.

And in about 6 months she'll up to full yummy mummy status, so my JH Man Crush will be up to a full 114%.

Wow...for a smart guy, you are the dumbest smart guy I've ever met. Disappointed.

 

[Dude]

Ummm...Regs? Where is my self-like button? I thought we discussed this?