Div 1 Rangers post barbeque special thread

[Dapotayto]

What is your fascination with hot dogs and the sexual connotations towards male soccer players? You seem to have endless pictures of naked men, you sit here at seven in the morning and make consecutive posts while giggling away and probably twirling an oscar meyer weiner in your fingers like a majorette twirling a baton and then you pretend you have accidentally "slipped" in making such references. Do you have a rational explanation for this?

 

[Dude]

What's a "majorette"? Sounds funny.

He he.

 

[Dapotayto]

A majorette can be anything you would like it to be, Dude. In your case it would probably be a naked Ron Jeremy action figure with different erectness settings: Half, three quarters and FVSL shower-time.

 

[Dude]

It's past 7:00, so I've got nothing. Check back tomorrow morning.

 

[Rangerforever]

Gotta say, I didn't expect to see the TheRob on the grill, roasting weinies.

Dude:

I'm surprised you didn't recognize me making a guest appearance at the grill.



Sad.

Next time come up and say Hi eh?

 

[Dude]

Let's be honest here RF, couldn't that be one of many a Ranger?

 

[utah]

Ya Dude, go shake hands with the Govenor will ya.

 

[Rangerforever]

You guys kill me.

 

[Guinness]

Someone please remind me not to make an appearance at anymore Rangers Friday night BBQ's...
First off Zaurrini sucks you in with a 2 for $5 deal on geegers after you've had a 6 pack of pil... 6 Rangers bottomless cooler specials later and you're back at someone house playing pool til 7am and the missus has left a few messages thinking you've got drunk and drove into a pole or better off the pattullo!!!