Rangers and Spurs Fans

[terry]

Is it just me? But I have seen a great resemblence in the fans of Rangers and Tottenham of late.

1) Very pale in skin colour
2) Short hair with half a tub of gel on, and or
3) A tight fitting Burberry cap
4) 1 or in some cases 2 oversized earings
5) A sovereign ring that matches their dads and gives the immediate impression to any would be victims that it will hurt you if you say a bad word about their unusual facial appearance
6) Often a scarf that is tucked into there coats or Nickelson track suit tops giving the look of a Michelen man and further emphasising the tough gormless look.

I have even heard them both refered to as Neds:
Non-Educated Delinquents. Which I feel is quite fitting

 

[Fastshow]

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Is it just me?

It's just you.


Rangers supporters can't afford Burberry.

 

[den perry]

on the contrary fastshow

rangers fans are generally very well heeled

the big issue sells loads in glasgow


rangers and spurs - a big thanks from all at the jewellery division from argos, without ur continued support through purchases of full and half sovereign rings and one large girls hoop earring they would have gone the same way as ratners

mind u old gerald's stuff was not too dissimilar to ur teams but at least he had the decency to admit his stuff was cr@p

 

[Rangerforever]

Think yoor a funny cnut, aye?



Nedsforever

 

[den perry]

highly unlikely but true, a rangers fan is stopped by the polis for speeding, the police orifice asks him "do u have any id?"

"bout what" replies the knuckle dragger


ooooh tough crowd

 

[Jinky]

Look who wears it well.

 

[dazza]

Very interesting

Jinky,

The following is in addition to the snout I mentioned earlier. It comes from a Spurs fan site:

"O Neill In January?

JamieDaCosta writes "My brother is a Taxi driver in London and obviously has a few famous (or in this case ex-famous) people in his cab. In this case the subject is former spurs player Paul Miller.

Obviously being a mad spurs fan my brother spent the duration of Paul's journey talking Tottenham to him. Paul Miller told my brother that we are definately going to be installing Martin O Neill as manager in January and O Neill has told Daniel Levy that he doesnt just want £10 Million to spend, he wants A LOT of money so that he can transform us into one of the biggest clubs in Europe and he is well up for the challenge.

Joe Lewis (Enic Owner) is said to be getting involved in the funding of the transfers during O Neills reign, which can only be a good thing due to the guys endless amount of money (mind u, hes no Abramovich, but still).

Another thing that is common knowledge is that O neill and his wife are rowing due to the fact that she hates living in scotland. It is thought that O neill has been contacted by Liverpool to take over from Houllier but he has his heart set on Living in London."

Make what you will of that.

Great stuff from Maxi Miller...him and Graham Roberts....used to put the fear of God into anyone who approached the spurs penalty box....scored the crucial away goal at Anderlecht in the UEFA Cup Final 1st leg with a thumping header. Roberts scored the goal in the second leg....magic days...19 years ago.

Daz

 

[One Dart]

Bolloooooooocks to that.

Can you see a happy hun nooooo nooooo.

Can you see a happy hun nooooo nooooo.

Can you see a happy hun, I can't see a fukcign one.

 

[One Dart]

Funny how this morning the post from Dazza doesn't inspire the anger that it did last night. Might explain my record at the DCS.

Probably still no happy huns though

 

[Buckfast]

Why the fcuk would Dazza's post about Spurs inspire a rousing rendition of the "happy hun" song?

The following excuses don't count:

1) the Captain sings it all the time, it was my head
2) I don't have a clue what I'm on about, I'm just a lonely tit who plays darts on Friday nights
3) I don't have a clue what I'm on about, I heard the Captain singing it while we were playing darts on Friday night. Our time together. Both he and the song were in my head.

EEjit.

 

[steve1234]

Bucky

Or how about.
# 4. It gets a guarranteed reaction form bucky, so lets wind away.

Brilliant job, hook, line, sinker.

 

[Rangerforever]

Bucky

Maybe so StevieWonder, possibly hooked, but I'd like to think this one absolutely has the lad no?

Originally posted by Buckfast
2) I don't have a clue what I'm on about, I'm just a lonely tit who plays darts on Friday nights

Or do you enjoy the darts as well on Friday as opposed to Monday or Tuesday when we do because Fridays are for bouncing in the club with the lads?
Unlucky then.....

Originally posted by Buckfast
Why the fcuk would Dazza's post about Spurs inspire a rousing rendition of the "happy hun" song?

I don't know Bucky, but I'm sure it's a religious thing.
It's a good spin for the Tims anyway.

Where's ma wee cap thing hen?
Ah'm a bit skint and cannae afford to buy another and I'm late for the synagogue.

Ahmayiddo,

Kosherforever

 

[steve1234]

Fridays for boozin

Or do you enjoy the darts as well on Friday as opposed to Monday or Tuesday when we do because Fridays are for bouncing in the club with the lads?

If I'm playing darts on a friday, Stay away. Especially if your wearing the red, white, and blue.

I had no idea the Spurs were yiddish, although that would explain the sh*tty attendance.

Dazza, Shalom

 

[Guinness]

Fcuk off Terry Venables!!!

The only similarity between the Giants of Glasgow and the Muppets of London is that Captain Shamrock supports both of them!!!

 

[dazza]

I love Telly Vegetables.

Great manager fcuked by Leeds, and too big for Boro.

Daz

 

[Fastshow]

.......clueless in Vancouver..........

Such a great manager he's currently doing punditry for ITV and flogging fake tan to the blue-rinse set.

You simply haven't a clue have you?

That's more a statement than a question, before you get too excited and ask your 'snout' how to respond. Interesting that you'd talk about a 'snout' at the only club in Britain at which you can't get a bacon sandwich.

 

[dazza]

Fastshow,

Most decent managers inbetween jobs are on TV and other media outlets as pundits. Everyone knows that, stupid.

Go and have another Wispa fat boy.

Jeez, can't believe you didn't know that.

Daz

 

[Fastshow]

another classic pisstake by the master......

Excellent stuff.


I can see now where you've taken the piss out of me all those times. You're remarkable.

Calling me fat is like me taking the piss out of your bowl haircut.

That's right, you haven't got a bowl haircut have you?


Yet again, your 'argument' suits you.

It's rubbish.

 

[dazza]

Yet another thread where you, moderator extraodinaire have taken the thread off topic.

FYI, I like having a shaved head. So that one really won't work.

Try another, if you like....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Dazofftowork

 

[Fastshow]

currently strangely pre-occupied with Jinky's mortality......

A very popular Scotsman dies in Glasgow and his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once so she goes to the newspaper and says: "I'd like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband."

The man at the desk says "OK, how much money dae ye have?"
The old woman replies "£5" to which the man says:
"You won't get many words for that but write something and we'll see if it's ok." So the old woman writes something and hands it over the counter and the man reads:

"Jinky, fae Parkheid, deid"
He feels guilty at the abruptness of the statement and encourages the old woman to write a few more things.
The old woman ponders and then adds a few more words and hand the paper over the counter again.
The man then reads:

"Jinky, fae Parkheid deid. Ford Escort for sale"