Off color humour

[Demolition]

Subject: Fw: Off Colour Humour!



WARNING - POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!


Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the
ocean.

The first lady said, "I don't know about y'all, but I'm gonna
wear me some hot pink underwear before I get on that plane."

"Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "cuz, if dat plane is gonna crash and I'm out there
layin' butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna see my butt."

The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some
fluorescent orange underwear."

"Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.

The second lady answered, "cuz if dis here plane is gonna crash
and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey gonna see my butt"!!

The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any underwear."
"What? No underwear?!" the others said in disbelief.

"Dat's right, you heard me - I'm not wearing any underwear," the third
lady said, "cuz if dis plane crashes, dey always look fo dat black box
first-!!!

 

[Reccos]

12 pack of condoms

A father and his son go into a store and happen upon the condoms.

The son asks his father why there are so many different kinds of boxes.

The father replies: Well you see that 3-pack. Thats for when you are in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and one for Saturday night.

The son says: then what's the six pack for?
Dad: Well, that's for when you are in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.

Then the son sees a 12 pack. What's this.
Dad: Well that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for....

 

[Reccos]

Dumb joke

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

They're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks, you're dead!!!!