Normally I would rip into anyone that posts in the wrong topic but since you mentioned a free pint, I'll just kindly move it and be done with it.
That and the fact that you may bring an added dimension to slagging here, especially with concern to one of our moderators, Sensei_Hanson [he plays for the fcuking Trollups... you remember them, don't you? ]...
Jake probably can't say much given the fact he's a bloody (whoops, what's that, 10 hail mary's?) Trinity Western missionary now. Do you find it hard to move around with that chastity belt firmly snapped on?
I thought booze was out of bounds as well? This whole "free pint" thing might cost you a lot of quality time in the ol' confessional box....
As for the Trollers - well, nobody's been more generous to the club than Jake has over the years. I didn't think he could top that dubious performance with Peg in the Imperial Cup a few years back, but last season's debacle while playing for Serbia was close. Very close. Chewy sure thought so.