A little rabbit is happily running
through the forest when he stumbles
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The
rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my
friend, why do you do this? Come
with me running through the forest,
you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the
joint, tosses it and goes off
running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant
doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do
this? Think about your health. Come
running with us through the pretty
forest, you'll see, you'll feel so
good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks
at his razor, mirror and all, then
tosses them and starts running with the
rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across
a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my
friend, why do you do this? Think
about your health! Come running with us
through the sunny forest, you will
feel so good!" The lion looks at him,
puts down his needle, and starts
to beat the shite out of the little
rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch
in horror, they look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? He was
merely trying to help us all! "The
lion answers, "That little fcuker makes
me run around the forest like a twat
for hours every time he's done
ecstasy."
through the forest when he stumbles
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The
rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my
friend, why do you do this? Come
with me running through the forest,
you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the
joint, tosses it and goes off
running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant
doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do
this? Think about your health. Come
running with us through the pretty
forest, you'll see, you'll feel so
good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks
at his razor, mirror and all, then
tosses them and starts running with the
rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across
a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my
friend, why do you do this? Think
about your health! Come running with us
through the sunny forest, you will
feel so good!" The lion looks at him,
puts down his needle, and starts
to beat the shite out of the little
rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch
in horror, they look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? He was
merely trying to help us all! "The
lion answers, "That little fcuker makes
me run around the forest like a twat
for hours every time he's done
ecstasy."
