Premier [FVSL] Premier 2023/2024 Predictions, Results & Banter

[Unitedforever]

Rumour starting to rumble that Van City is already looking to fold after getting pumped in week 1.

@YoAdrian If you have less than 8 goals tomorrow, we’ll be very disappointed.

 

[YoAdrian]

Rumour starting to rumble that Van City is already looking to fold after getting pumped in week 1.

@YoAdrian If you have less than 8 goals tomorrow, we’ll be very disappointed.

Ahhhh sorry to disappoint lads… it was only 7-1 over van city amateur. Waste of time. Should’ve stayed home to watch UFC.

Also, if you show up to mens premier wearing replica kits of a professional team (Villarreal) with names on the back you deserve to get a touchdown put passed you every week.

 

[utah]

 

[4thplacetrophy]

Ahhhh sorry to disappoint lads… it was only 7-1 over van city amateur. Waste of time. Should’ve stayed home to watch UFC.

Also, if you show up to mens premier wearing replica kits of a professional team (Villarreal) with names on the back you deserve to get a touchdown put passed you every week.

I think they're affiliated with Villareal. I worked with a guys who had a son in the academy, and remember him telling me they were.

Still I guess doesn't mean they have to wear thier kit.

 

[utah]

Yea...I am sure Villareal will be drawing from them soon. Amazzing what paying money can do...

 

[Regs]

Micro 1-2 Tigers

 

[akslop]

Micro 1-2 Tigers

@MicrocockFC

 

[utah]

 

[BigBadRedBull16]

Ur worst nightmare. Comin 4 u. Micro Footy going to pump the f$&k out of the slums from slurrey in week 1. Can’t wait to bump em into the bottom of the table like we bumped em from provincials last fall. Chicka chicka ya ya.

F$&k SC Cup. League made us play in it because other teams were scared n backed out. League play we gotz u all down.

Well, first post I’ve made on here in a very long time. I was alerted to this comment made about “pumping the slums from surrey” last week. I went out and watched the FCT MFA game on Sunday. Cannot remember the last time someone was this confident about their upcoming season only to produce at such and underwhelming rate. Maybe the 95/96 or 11/12 Canucks?

Anyway, if this lad is from MFA. Please do your team and your parents a favour. Stick to cat fishing 19 year old boys on tinder. The embarrassment you’ll experience will be much less.

& now back to my season long silence. Ciao ciao.

 

[Spankmemanky]

Well, first post I’ve made on here in a very long time. I was alerted to this comment made about “pumping the slums from surrey” last week. I went out and watched the FCT MFA game on Sunday. Cannot remember the last time someone was this confident about their upcoming season only to produce at such and underwhelming rate. Maybe the 95/96 or 11/12 Canucks?

Anyway, if this lad is from MFA. Please do your team and your parents a favour. Stick to cat fishing 19 year old boys on tinder. The embarrassment you’ll experience will be much less.

& now back to my season long silence. Ciao ciao.

Does anyone else conjure up the image of Flava Flave in his I hit da pipe hard phase when they think of micro mind??

He’s Fightin the Power that be

 

[Khalsaking]

Ahhhh sorry to disappoint lads… it was only 7-1 over van city amateur. Waste of time. Should’ve stayed home to watch UFC.

Also, if you show up to mens premier wearing replica kits of a professional team (Villarreal) with names on the back you deserve to get a touchdown put passed you every week.

Dw bro. We gunna spank u silly b^*%h. Won’t b wasting ur time when u play us. Some told me u the midget on Abbotsford that plays for the crappy L1 team Altitude.

Our back line would stomp u out. Ahahaha get ready little man’s.

 

[Khalsaking]

Well, first post I’ve made on here in a very long time. I was alerted to this comment made about “pumping the slums from surrey” last week. I went out and watched the FCT MFA game on Sunday. Cannot remember the last time someone was this confident about their upcoming season only to produce at such and underwhelming rate. Maybe the 95/96 or 11/12 Canucks?

Anyway, if this lad is from MFA. Please do your team and your parents a favour. Stick to cat fishing 19 year old boys on tinder. The embarrassment you’ll experience will be much less.

& now back to my season long silence. Ciao ciao.

Ohhhh so surrey got a mouth now??? R boys goin 2 wash the floor w you losers. We the best team in Surrey!!!!!!

10 SFC Khalsa
01 Surrey U

 

[Spankmemanky]

Ohhhh so surrey got a mouth now??? R boys goin 2 wash the floor w you losers. We the best team in Surrey!!!!!!

10 SFC Khalsa
01 Surrey

Ohhhh so surrey got a mouth now??? R boys goin 2 wash the floor w you losers. We the best team in Surrey!!!!!!

10 SFC Khalsa
01 Surrey U

Soooooo you get absolutely hammered by the whitecaps and you’re talking rubbish about being the best in slurrey?

You did notice no one on the team that raped your sorry asses is on here talkin shite right??
They let their game do their talking, not their samosa hole.

I’d suggest talking to your defensive coach about your mental frailties against real opposition not the hot dogs down the hallways micro wieners you beat like the rented mules they are.

 

[utah]

Ohhhh so surrey got a mouth now??? R boys goin 2 wash the floor w you losers. We the best team in Surrey!!!!!!

10 SFC Khalsa
01 Surrey U

Sooo Micropussy is no more???

 

[mtkb]

I'm thinking even a rudimentary bit of IP address sleuthing would disclose that microfooty and khalsaking are one in the same, and a piss-taking troll worthy of a tip of the cap...

 

[YoAdrian]

Dw bro. We gunna spank u silly b^*%h. Won’t b wasting ur time when u play us. Some told me u the midget on Abbotsford that plays for the crappy L1 team Altitude.

Our back line would stomp u out. Ahahaha get ready little man’s.

Those are some wild accusations, glad my playing days are behind me just a loyal supporter now with a front row seat to see the farm boys harvest your ass.

Mate, your backline couldn’t stomp out 14 year old caps kids with trust funds. They scored a touchdown on you.

Speaking of touchdowns.. Guess I’d be pretty unhinged too if I lost my virginity after my uncle cosby poured me my first crown and coke.

I’d advise u to stick to one account for future posting purposes as it’s evident you’ve got the same sensory awareness as Helen Keller in a gangbang.

 

[4thplacetrophy]

Dw bro. We gunna spank u silly b^*%h. Won’t b wasting ur time when u play us. Some told me u the midget on Abbotsford that plays for the crappy L1 team Altitude.

Our back line would stomp u out. Ahahaha get ready little man’s.

And there it is.....
I knew you didn't play for micro footy.

Last time in premier didn't go well, what's going to make it any different this time?

Try actually winning a game at this level before mouthing off

 

[akslop]

Those are some wild accusations, glad my playing days are behind me just a loyal supporter now with a front row seat to see the farm boys harvest your ass.

Mate, your backline couldn’t stomp out 14 year old caps kids with trust funds. They scored a touchdown on you.

Speaking of touchdowns.. Guess I’d be pretty unhinged too if I lost my virginity after my uncle cosby poured me my first crown and coke.

I’d advise u to stick to one account for future posting purposes as it’s evident you’ve got the same sensory awareness as Helen Keller in a gangbang.

 

[Unitedforever]

Ohhhh so surrey got a mouth now??? R boys goin 2 wash the floor w you losers. We the best team in Surrey!!!!!!

10 SFC Khalsa
01 Surrey U

Just like the 15 year old Whitecaps kids washed the floor with you, right?

 

[utah]

Just like the 15 year old Whitecaps kids washed the floor with you, right?

Good digging United!!