Premier [FVSL] Premier 2023/2024 Predictions, Results & Banter

[utah]

Tigers??? I just saw a bunch of Ligers out there tonight. Going to be a long season for them....

 

[MicrocockFC]

And the ol abby war horses have emerged victorious over the golden jungle cats. Not bad for a bunch of muckers 2 weeks into pre season to hoist a trophy against a professional club with Saudi pro league connections!!

I wasn’t able to come out heard from a tigers player they should’ve beat you guys you could only score on free kicks because tigers goalie was sh*t. Don’t worrrrrry budz Mighty Footy Academy coming for your lame a%S farmers side. Our keeps got your girls numbers.

 

[Abby United]

I wasn’t able to come out heard from a tigers player they should’ve beat you guys you could only score on free kicks because tigers goalie was sh*t. Don’t worrrrrry budz Mighty Footy Academy coming for your lame a%S farmers side. Our keeps got your girls numbers.

yeah they totally dominated! i believe tigers got 0 shots on net. Oh they did have a free kick though that went toward the net. It was really close.

 

[MicrocockFC]

yeah they totally dominated! i believe tigers got 0 shots on net. Oh they did have a free kick though that went toward the net. It was really close.

I heard they had a shot get tipped ontoo the cross bar, woulda made it 1-1. You beat an academy team 2-0. Chilll bruh.

You’re lucky we don’t match up until Nov. 5. Dw we got the date stamped. Mighty Footy gunna take the almighty Abbotsford blue berry farmers fc down. We secured the bag already. Merlin F. Going to make your old a’s defenders look silly.

 

[leftbackhome]

I heard they had a shot get tipped ontoo the cross bar, woulda made it 1-1. You beat an academy team 2-0. Chilll bruh.

You’re lucky we don’t match up until Nov. 5. Dw we got the date stamped. Mighty Footy gunna take the almighty Abbotsford blue berry farmers fc down. We secured the bag already. Merlin F. Going to make your old a’s defenders look silly.

Big bad Merlin F eh? I’m sure the blueberry farmers are shaking in their steel toes.

 

[utah]

You guys have Merlin up front??
Whose in net? Dumbledore??

 

[dezza]

You guys have Merlin up front??
Whose in net? Dumbledore??

No. It's King Kong.

 

[utah]

Is that Micropussy having a tantrum??

 

[MicrocockFC]

Is that Micropussy having a tantrum??

Utah - don’t know who you are but I heard rumours n if it’s tru. Your midget a^* better watch out. We’re gonna snap your ankles when we play u. Micro Footy > Abbotsfurd

Annnnnd our goalies a fcukn’ unit so don’t expect to be puttn anything past him. Kids fantastic.

SFC Khalsa I heard got a ton of bois too. They’re gonna stomp every 1 out but us.

 

[dezza]

SFC Khalsa I heard got a ton of bois too. They’re gonna stomp every 1 out but us.

How much are they paying Dikembe Mutumbo to play striker this year?

 

[akslop]

Utah - don’t know who you are but I heard rumours n if it’s tru. Your midget a^* better watch out. We’re gonna snap your ankles when we play u. Micro Footy > Abbotsfurd

Annnnnd our goalies a fcukn’ unit so don’t expect to be puttn anything past him. Kids fantastic.

SFC Khalsa I heard got a ton of bois too. They’re gonna stomp every 1 out but us.

Don't be a fcuking goof kid. If you wanna make threats be prepared to be fitted with concrete boots and dropped in the Fraser. Don't make me tell your mom or she'll cut off your data plan

 

[Regs]

Don't poke the Polish Bear!

 

[akslop]

Don't poke the Polish Bear!

 

[MicrocockFC]

How much are they paying Dikembe Mutumbo to play striker this year?

Moreee then u Uste to pay that coach of yours who ran as far away as he could from your a$S to another country ajajajaja

 

[MicrocockFC]

Don't be a fcuking goof kid. If you wanna make threats be prepared to be fitted with concrete boots and dropped in the Fraser. Don't make me tell your mom or she'll cut off your data plan

Speak up b$&tch you know what team I’m from. Made it clear. Who u play 4? Ill
Make sure to wear my concrete cleats when I slide thru ur’ legs snapn’ em into 2.

Micro got your team in the bag toooo. Cry all you want. We’re going to top 3 4sure this year.

 

[akslop]

Speak up b$&tch you know what team I’m from. Made it clear. Who u play 4? Ill
Make sure to wear my concrete cleats when I slide thru ur’ legs snapn’ em into 2.

Micro got your team in the bag toooo. Cry all you want. We’re going to top 3 4sure this year.

That's gonna be tough. From what I'm told You ride the pine and play cheerleader but you excel at being and extra body at practice. Speaking of sliding thru legs I bet drive yer mommas car and flip the N to make it look like a Z case that's what all the cool kids do now. Did somebody say skip?

 

[4thplacetrophy]

Doubt @MicrocockFC is actually from micro footy, but a forfeit week 1 at the premier level?

Yikes

 

[MicrocockFC]

Doubt @MicrocockFC is actually from micro footy, but a forfeit week 1 at the premier level?

Yikes

Yah. We were forced to enter this tourney while others were let to sit out. We didn’t have enough guys. We don’t have a team under to pull from.

SC Cup is shits n e way. We are focused on league. That’s all that matters.

 

[Regs]

Langley 7-1 VanCity

Heard is was 6-0 by half so Langley rotated out the squad... long season incoming for these academy teams apparently.

 

[Spankmemanky]

Yah. We were forced to enter this tourney while others were let to sit out. We didn’t have enough guys. We don’t have a team under to pull from.

SC Cup is shits n e way. We are focused on league. That’s all that matters.

Haven’t been on for awhile but microcock is by far the biggest twat that’s been on here for awhile…..they/them for sure.

We all know what happens to big mouths and small cocks….they get what they deserve …..from their Daddies