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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold. "The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend and he said "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." So he did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." So he did and warmed his nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said,"My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"
 

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Women make lousy carpenters...

because all their lives they have been told (fingers held 4 inches apart) this is eight inches.


Why are men smarter than women?
Because women don't have a prick to keep their brains in.
 

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here is a joke that an 11yr old kid that i coached told me.

A guy walks into a bar and sits down and asks the bartender for five shots of his hardest drink. The bartender replies of course and lines up his shots. Then the batender asks "are we celebrating today." The man replies "yes my first blowjob." The bartender replies "great here is a sixth shot on the house." THe man then replies "thanks man anything to get the taste out of my mouth."
 

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a couple quick one's......

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?? Marry it!!What's the difference between your wife and your job??? Your job still sucks after ten years!!!!Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist?? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there!!!What is the difference between a battery and a women?? A battery has a positive side!!!:D :D
 

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Wife and hearing joke

How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?

Marry her.
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What's a married guy's most sensitive organ when he's in the can jacking off?

His ears.;)
 

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