Blue ball thread

[girth]

Not sure if this will work or is a good idea or not due to the asses on this thing but here it goes.

This thread is a place where secrets can be revealed without using foul language. Of course the content can be dirty but the typing somewhat clean.

I'll start with a previous topic and feel free to share some stories to educate us all on the many words out there that make our minds wander.

The word " Munted "comes to mind as in another thread Hector said he was once completely Munted by a bartender downtown. The question we all had for Hector was did he bite pillows with this strange employee on the wrong side of town? or did he just get served quite a few drinks? or both?

 

[Dude]

You know you have blue balls when...

...you start fantasizing about hot cartoon charachters.

Many on my list these days, some that may shock. Love to her some others...

 

[girth]

I don't have any kids so I don't see too many cartoons but smufette back in the day was hot and I hear she loves blue balls as well.

 

[Dude]

Yes, Smurfette is hot. I’d give her a good munting. Great rack, tight ass, nice curves. I hear she also keeps it Brazilian…which is good, because blue hair down there would really weird me out.

On the topic of smallish cartoon characters, ever consider Tinkerbelle? No, I’m not referring to Guinness and his wrist tape (I don’t swing that way, but KH might). Tinkerbelle has been getting a lot of my time lately, due to my daughter decorating her room with Tink stickers. Beyoncee has nothing on Tink, so far as being bootylicious is concerned.

 

[girth]

Judy jetson wasn't too bad and her mom Jane seemed to be quite the trollop flying around possibly giving oral sex to all of george's friends?
Elroy must have been pissed!

 

[Kevin Hector]

Ok you guys give me shite about getting drunk with a friend who owns a bar.and now you're talking about what cartoon chicks are hot????

 

[Buckfast]

I'd shag anyone of the Teletubbies. Fcukin' gaggin' for it, so they are.

 

[Dude]

KH: http://www.takethepiss.com/forums/fv...tml#post212344

Teletubbies don't fall under the category of cartoon. Mascot, maybe. I might give it to the one who wears the purse.

Might.

 

[trece verde]

Jessica Rabbit, just because she's not bad, she's just drawn that way. And the Kim Basinger cartoon character, Holli Would, from Cool World.

Dude: the Smurfette was blonde. Does the carpet match the drapes? Good question. Figure it out; she's French. Now fcuk off; I'm busy.

Bucky: Wasn't that one of the Teletubbies in your avatar? Or are you just upset because they wouldn't let the blue one wear a Rangers jersey?

Enquiring minds want to know...

Trece

 

[Dude]

That's what I'm implying.

Speaking of blue hair: anyone ever see that episode where Marge Simpson is wrapped in a towel, her hair down and still wet from a shower? 1. Great rack. 2. I'd hit it.

 

[girth]

Olive oil never really did it for me although she is tall and gangly and probably wrapped those long legs around Popeye's frame.

 

[Dude]

Olive oil never really did it for me although she is tall and gangly and probably wrapped those long legs around Popeye's frame.

That may be the second gayest sounding statement ever written here- next to KH and his thirst for munting.

Tell us more about Popeye's frame. Pillowbiter.

 

[Kevin Hector]

Dude you're an asshole. Why hasn't no one mentioned Gem and the holigrams??? or how about Josie and the Pussy? and what about teh Red head from Scoby Doo? Dude would ya hit it?

 

[girth]

Popeye didn't seem to need viagra due to the fact that he had spinach and Olive oil was all over that. yak yak yak yak.

 

[Dude]

The redhead is a no-brainer, but let's be honest here...I'd hit Velma too.

 

[BlazeArmy]

The redhead is a no-brainer, but let's be honest here...I'd hit Velma too.

The question is

would KH be munted by Scooby?

 

[italian_stallion21]

What about Ariel from the Little Mermaid, smokin when on land.

 

[Kevin Hector]

Sorry Blaze I don't think you bring dogs into the bar and why would I want to get drunk with a dog??? my X was bad enough.

 

[girth]

KH would be hot boxing the mystery machine with Shaggy and Scooby along with eating hash coated scooby snacks and turn it into the mystery munting machine.

 

[Kevin Hector]

I give up