terrytoo said:I would like to nominate myself for wanker of the sixteen-day Canadian week. I have finally had an epiphany and understand what the real pisstakers have meant all along.
I really have, in all my gushing excitement at having realised I'm the only gay on this website, missed the point.
Thank God for the subtlety and humour of the likes of ripvanwinkle, the Countdown Conundrum Steve and Sid. All this time I have been allowing my personality to shine through when I should have been cultivating a persona and enjoying playing a character. I feel such a fool. There is no way ripvanwinkle could actually be as mentally subnormal as all his posts indicate. The made up words, the racism, the homophobia, the spelling and mental thought-processus of a seven-year old autistic pomeranian, none has been the true person behind the keyboard. I understand now it's all been an elborate pisstake!! His virtuoso red herring in always spelling "the" wrong is what twigged it for me in the end. Still, a maestro performance and one that had me fooled for well over a month.
The Conundrum doesn't have a woefully underdeveloped intelligence either but, it has to be said, he needs to work on his knowledge of Scotland; it's obvious he's never been to the place. Almost had me though!
And Sid? Like his two thoroughbred pisstaking contemporaries, Sid's act of stupidity and inability to notice anything humorous without a laugh-track is so convincing he must be, in reality, full of that famous Irish craic just like every other single one of his countrymen.
So please do accept my self-nomination. I hope one of the moderators is able to pull some strings to enable me to win this week's award some time in April. Are the high number of depressingly moderate posts anything to do with the need for moderation? You know, to keep things on an even keel. Pisstaking should be controlled and held in check. Heaven only knows what might happen otherwise.
I'd like to apologise to the real pisstakers. Sorry rip, Conundrum, Lita and Sid. I "get it" now though. Reading my posts must have been like shovelling shite uphill. No wonder rip always reacted as though he'd just run flat out into a wall with his helmet on.
knvb said:Thanks for quoting his entire post I would have been lost with out that.
I remember this stupid kid who was so socially incapable of fitting in because he wasn't sure of his own sexuality so he called everyone homosexual pillow bitters before everyone could hit him with a pitch fork, it was his way of accepting defeat and fitting in... ummm where were you going with any of this?
I do hope you use your new thesaurus to reply.
LucVanLierde said:i change my vote........knvb is the wanker of the week
LucVanLierde said:And it's little red riding hood coming to the rescue of her beloved terry. hahahaha good god man, u make it too damn easy. I made sure to quote that entire run on sentence paragraph, we can't have you getting lost. Tell me simply Red, what the shite is a pillow biter, some inside slang u use. Thesaurus? hahahahah Caruso u should throw on some pampers, u are pissing all over yourself. What, did I use a word you didnt know? hahaha u dumptruck. Anyhow Scholes, you threw the sucker punch, Im just stomping you in return. I recall pissing on Terry not you.
I find it disturbing that you find this social activity. Stupid gay kid? Stupid, ya you most definetly are. Gay, you're starting to look that way. Not that theres anything wrong with that. The not fitting in issue, u have come to grips with the ginger reason. Don't revisit your past.
Gayterry was born on his first post, I do believe he labeled eric prydz video for call on me, pathetic, ugly, and for kids.
i change my vote........knvb is the wanker of the week
knvb said:The funniest part of that LVL, is you actually thought you were "Taking the Piss" out of me. I'm making it easy on you? (u) All anyone has to do is reply and you make yourself look like a bigger and bigger tit. The only problem, no one wants to touch you. (u)
Thanks for proving my point too. There is never a pitch fork around when you need one.
~dumptruck
terrytoo said:In other words, when someone tears you to pieces and leaves you with nothing left as rebuttle, type a load of nonsensical bollocks and pretend "your" a pious intellectual.
Breathtaking. When the poor soul gets wound up he forgets how to spell "the" and starts kidding himself about knowing the first thing about existentialist philosophy. Funny old business, Tourettes.
I'll respond to your PM's now, luc, but if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, I already have a boyfriend.
terrytoo said:In other words, when someone tears you to pieces and leaves you with nothing left as rebuttle, type a load of nonsensical bollocks and pretend "your" a pious intellectual.
Breathtaking. When the poor soul gets wound up he forgets how to spell "the" and starts kidding himself about knowing the first thing about existentialist philosophy. Funny old business, Tourettes.
I'll respond to your PM's now, luc, but if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, I already have a boyfriend.
Keeper said:Did you really just post the exact same thing 27 minutes apart?
knvb said:Yes, and about as well as you (u) displayed your prowess in forgery, plagiarism and cut & pasting. Is there an original thought in your head or are you limited to quoting other peoples philosophies, dictionary and thesaurus definitions and then sadly attempt to pass then off as your own?
It's never complimenting to anyone when your 'piss take' isn't in fact your own.
We finally agree on something, though I only find it painful and not just now this whole experience.Sorry this is just painfull now