The sign of a good establishment (and its server) is to force the muppet consumer to buy something he/she didn't want and in some cases doesn't even like!!! Call me an outta work salesman, but I think I won that debate all evening long... Who drinks German beer anyway???Originally posted by Yoda
I wanted a pint of Honey Ale "Sorry we're all out".
So as i gaze at the 3 empty bottles of Stella my waiter is holding i get an urge for one. "I'll have a Stella then", "Sorry we're all outta that too", so i settle for a Becks.
3 Becks later i go for a fourth "sorry all outta Becks, but we do have Stella".
WTF?
They had me guessing all night.
Yoda said:Only complaint i had was the bars all night task to piss me off.
I wanted a pint of Honey Ale "Sorry we're all out".
So as i gaze at the 3 empty bottles of Stella my waiter is holding i get an urge for one. "I'll have a Stella then", "Sorry we're all outta that too", so i settle for a Becks.
3 Becks later i go for a fourth "sorry all outta Becks, but we do have Stella".
WTF?
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Dude said:. Too much cleavage is never a bad thing. Well played Zaurinni.
Zaurrini, don't give yourself too much credit...don't think we didn't notice the wine sipping tactic...Zaurrini said:Do you think it is EASY to keep your eyes focussed on theirs....
It is an Art Form.
You need discipline. Will power: and an ability to pick up your glass of wine and slowly bring it to your lips while passing through the site line of their nuggets.
Great Panoramic.
Le Zaurrini
The problem was Mrs Dude was at the other end of the table for the early portion of the night which enabled you to have unfettered gawks without reprecussions. She then moved down table to be beside you and in doing so was able to see you look. By being at the other end of the table Mrs Dude knowingly or not gave you permission to look without consequence. You cannot rescind that once alcohol has been drank. It is wrong and as a guy you cannot be expected to not look once you've been given permission to do so. It doesn't hurt anyone and remember the comeback line after being busted. " Yours are better"Dude said:I know. I got caught re-handed in mid gawk more than once, then heard about it further on the ride home.
girl wonder said:Zaurrini, don't give yourself too much credit...don't think we didn't notice the wine sipping tactic...
Guinness said:Zaurrini was getting wobbly by the end of his dance routine!!!
LION said:Great night. as was said.
Zaurrini, I never knew you had it in you. One of the last to leave , with your teeth more purple then ever.
Originally posted by Super Pipo
My Dance routine????