suburbanator
Well-Known Member
Whose a Wanker Than,
Vandals,
I will never understand vandals. Stealing I can understand. I have an item worth a certain Value, you steal it, sell it and see a reward. I don't understand the theft of wire and copper etc, because the cost of the damage doesn't relate to the value you receive when you sell it, but thats a whole different issue for another rant.
This rant relates to vandals. Last night in my quiet Langley community, after two years of trouble free living you happened to walk by my truck and KEY it. This was done about 15 steps after you keyed my neighbours car, and obviously this delighted you, because you carried on down the street keying several more. You stopped at my truck, opened the door up and went through my glove box, you stole a few CD's and meaningless items, and then destroyed, (NOT Stole) my Kid's in-vehicle tv. Its worth about $600, if you'd taken It I would have understood. You obviously found my knife in the glove box, and you used it to cut my leather seats. This just cost ICBC $1800.00 for one seat alone. When you as a probable "N" driver go to get your insurance on your 1991 POS that you probably drive, and you have to pay too much for insurance, you have yourself to thank. You SHOULD have stolen my TV to help pay for your inflated insurance premiums. You wandered off down the street, distributing my items and my neighbours items along the way, then slashed some tires on the vehicle of a elderly lady at the end of the block.
The net winnings by our account was about $45.00 with of CD's (Yes, they were real cd's...my wife refuses to access my mp3's), you didn't even look in the back seat. If you hadn't been too busy vandalizing my tv and had bothered looking into the back you would have found my soccer cooler full of beer, and our team beer fund with about $330 in it.... or wait, maybe you left it for me out of the goodness of your heart.
So.... Stealing seems like the better choice. Especially when I outline the possible side effects of vandalizing or stealing and you realize they are basically the same.
If I catch you stealing, you at least get a serious beat down. If I happen to come outside accompanied by my dog, you for sure get beat, and then bitten. This is followed up by a police visit, and restitution to ICBC for the damage you caused, blah blah blah. I institute this punishment regardless of whether you steal from me, or just break my stuff.
So I suggest you do your best to pay yourself some compensation for the beating that will eventually come to you, should you maintain a career of being a vandal.
Yours Truly,
Angry Owner
Vandals,
I will never understand vandals. Stealing I can understand. I have an item worth a certain Value, you steal it, sell it and see a reward. I don't understand the theft of wire and copper etc, because the cost of the damage doesn't relate to the value you receive when you sell it, but thats a whole different issue for another rant.
This rant relates to vandals. Last night in my quiet Langley community, after two years of trouble free living you happened to walk by my truck and KEY it. This was done about 15 steps after you keyed my neighbours car, and obviously this delighted you, because you carried on down the street keying several more. You stopped at my truck, opened the door up and went through my glove box, you stole a few CD's and meaningless items, and then destroyed, (NOT Stole) my Kid's in-vehicle tv. Its worth about $600, if you'd taken It I would have understood. You obviously found my knife in the glove box, and you used it to cut my leather seats. This just cost ICBC $1800.00 for one seat alone. When you as a probable "N" driver go to get your insurance on your 1991 POS that you probably drive, and you have to pay too much for insurance, you have yourself to thank. You SHOULD have stolen my TV to help pay for your inflated insurance premiums. You wandered off down the street, distributing my items and my neighbours items along the way, then slashed some tires on the vehicle of a elderly lady at the end of the block.
The net winnings by our account was about $45.00 with of CD's (Yes, they were real cd's...my wife refuses to access my mp3's), you didn't even look in the back seat. If you hadn't been too busy vandalizing my tv and had bothered looking into the back you would have found my soccer cooler full of beer, and our team beer fund with about $330 in it.... or wait, maybe you left it for me out of the goodness of your heart.
So.... Stealing seems like the better choice. Especially when I outline the possible side effects of vandalizing or stealing and you realize they are basically the same.
If I catch you stealing, you at least get a serious beat down. If I happen to come outside accompanied by my dog, you for sure get beat, and then bitten. This is followed up by a police visit, and restitution to ICBC for the damage you caused, blah blah blah. I institute this punishment regardless of whether you steal from me, or just break my stuff.
So I suggest you do your best to pay yourself some compensation for the beating that will eventually come to you, should you maintain a career of being a vandal.
Yours Truly,
Angry Owner