Grow your first 'stash.
Throw water on a piss-take.
Your neighbour's daughter (or son).
Have wheels (Mags) or a stereo system with a total net worth more than the car it's on or in.
Have a job or boss that gives you shite for TTP.comLaughed hard at work, almost got caught. Awesome.
Have a job or boss that gives you shite for TTP.com