@SkySporksNews: "Wayne Rooney has visited Fabrice Muamba in hospital: "It's great, he can almost string a sentence together" said Fabrice"
I wonder if Rihanna has considered dating any of the Liverpool players. They never beat anyone
Walcott (verb)- to start something with promise, but finish poorly. Example: Arsenal have just walcotted out of Europe
Rangers ground, Ibrox, is to be renamed "The Inland Revenue Arena" or IRA for short. But it's only provisional
For all those wondering: We were temporarliy banned by Twitter by request of the official Sky Sports news, for ultimate trolling. They lost.
Apologies for the lack of tweets. Our servers have had the "David De Gea" Virus and haven't been able to save anything
BREAKING: Stewart Downing could receive a 4-match ban from the FA for physically violating another women, after he slapped Samir Nasri