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After wading though endless posts of absolute drivel (ie:pAU v. Poco) I thought I'd try and change it up a bit and pose the question of game day rituals rituals. I've played with guys that enjoy a couple of McDonald's cheeseburgers prematch or slugging back a can of coke after warm up, you know just to get the juices flowing.I myself enjoy a couple of eggs cooked in various methods the morning of the match and always put my water bottle on the right hand side of the net.The thoughts and input of those out there in TTP land on your game day rituals would be greatly appreciated and hopefully we'll something interesting to read in the coming days!:D
 

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Mmmmmm. Fat kid combo.........

Rituals? TheRob has some rituals.

Game day I like to have French Toast. Usually about six pieces of it. I usually put syrup and butter on it and have a tall glass of milk with it. After that there is usually two or three trips to the washroom. Nothing like a couple of poos before a match.:D

At the pitch I don't do anything really. Just warmup and knock the ball around a bit. But I, like my mentor Millsy, do also place my bottle on the right side of my net when I'm playing there. I just doesn't feel right on the other side.:(
 

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Breakfast: toast w/ jam & two eggs, in a glass. One liter of water to wash down 3 Advil and 3 Tylenol before leaving for the park. A can of Poweraid on the way, a cup of coffee in the room, or a caffeine equivalent. Get there nice and early, no rush. Need the extra time to figure out stupid knee brace, curtsey of most recent injury vs. GEU.

Never wear #4, or a number higher than #9- #8 preferably. Empty bowels before taking field. Warm-up. If still creaky after 15 minutes, take two more Advil.
 

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Game day...

1 big dump ala J. Hampton.:D
I also like to get in the mood by watching a little footy pre-recored on Saterday morning. Always have the Van Halen greatest hits package going on the way. Lately however, I have been drinking 5 Kokanee before the game even starts.
 

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Re: Game day...

Originally posted by bertrum
Lately however, I have been drinking 5 Kokanee before the game even starts.
Classic Bertrum! Keep up the good form!
 

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5:10 AM: Wake up from a deep sleep. Yell out the window for the neighbour's dogs to shut the fcuk up.

5:12 AM: Apologize to the neighbours.

5:13 AM: Yell at my dogs to shut the fcuk up.

5:45 AM: Since I have been awake for half an hour with my wife yelling at me I get out of bed.

5:47 AM: Poo

6:00 AM: Take dogs for walk.

7:00 AM: Let wet, smelly dogs jump on the bed to wake up the wife (Tee-hee-hee)

7:15 AM: After verbal abuse has subsided, I make breakfast. Usually Oatmeal, toast and a cup of tea.

8:00 AM: Get kits ready for the day.

8:05 AM: Poo

8:30 AM: Sit down in front of TV with Newspaper while watching Sportsnet.

9:15: Curse and swear as I realize I have left 10 minutes late.

9:16: Poo

10:00 AM: Ref an MWSL game.

10:50 AM: Remove the right boot of the losing team's coach from my ass.

11:00 AM: Have water and a granola bar.

11:05 AM: Drive to watch the CAT team play.

11:15 AM: Stop and call someone to find out where the game actually is.

11:55 AM: Arrive to watch CAT team.

12:00 - 1:00 PM: Heckle team playing against CAT team.

1:00 PM: Take kit to changerooms to prepare for game.

1:05 PM: Curse and swear one more time when I realize we played Friday night.

1:10 PM: Poo

1:15 PM to ???: Drink beer
 

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This is Take The Piss not Take A shite.

Some things are a given. After kindergarten they are no longer spoken of.

Way to ruin a perfectly good thread.
 

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RITUALS

The only rituals I tried to enforce was getting layed and pissed on a Friday night because we were encouraged not to do so. That was alright up to the age of about 23 - 24 then it became impossible and hurt like hell to get in at 3.00AM and then play at 3.00PM the same day.
After that it was Advil, Advil and more Advil as time went on. These days I mix the Advil with Glucosamine Sulphate, creatine, quad plex and myocap PM just to get the boots on. It's quite the cokctail. I'm like a fukcing walking pharmacy. At times I'm sure I'd fail a random dope test.


That's what playing for 35 years will do to you! ;)


Cheers:D
 

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Let me guess Mr. Jinkster you just get out of bed, have some breakfast, and go to the game.No excitement in your life jinky, no crazy things that you do on match day, just a hum drum existence with little or no fun. Well phooey to you mr. sourgrapes!:D

P.S. So Crafty that's what gives you your youthful complexion or is all the advil so you can put up with McCann's, how shall we put it, zealous for the game!
 

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10:00 AM: Ref an MWSL game.

10:50 AM: Remove the right boot of the losing team's coach from my ass.

11:00 AM: Have water and a granola bar.

11:05 AM: Drive to watch the CAT team play.
Do they only play twenty minute halves in the MWSL? I did not know that.
 

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3:15 - I'm starting to think he made the whole thing up.
3:16 - Confirming he made it all up.
3:17 - Poo.
 

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Monkey-man:

I agree with Jinks.
You had me at 5:13. :D
Cracking stuff.
Ooops pardon the pun.

Pre-match meal:
The Govan breakfast.
Cup of tea and a fag.
(British Columbian fag though) :cool: ;)
 

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WELL CLARIFIED

Originally posted by Rangerforever
Cup of tea and a fag.
(British Columbian fag though) :cool: ;)

You were close there me ol mate. That could of started a whole new thread.;)


Cheers:D
 

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Actually MILLSY,

Ever since I fcuked my back the less excitement the better.

When I could play, my game day ritual consisted of the following.

1:50 pm pre-game meal, 6 tabs of ephedrine washed down with a can of coke.

half time meal, 8 - 10 more tabs of ephedrine washed down with a nice warm glass of heart-attack.

post-game meal, hunnerds o' drink.


ps, it's pretty sad that Valley guys' idea of "exitement" is planning their next bowell movement. I imagine it's even more exciting if they don't plan it. :eek:
 

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