Lawsuit
A man calls his lawyer and asks......"With all the lawsuits going
on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing
cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing
McDonalds because they got fat.
Lawyer.. And which one of those categories do you fit under?"
Man.. Neither. I just want to know if I can sue
Labatt's for all the ugly people I've slept with?"
A man calls his lawyer and asks......"With all the lawsuits going
on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing
cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing
McDonalds because they got fat.
Lawyer.. And which one of those categories do you fit under?"
Man.. Neither. I just want to know if I can sue
Labatt's for all the ugly people I've slept with?"