Well, I dare you to give one of those banana protectors to an orangutan for Christmas next year. He'll rip your fcuking nuts off and hand-feed them to you for dinner for your blasphemy to the sacred life giving entity that is a nanner. They are to be eaten or put in milkshakes not protected.
I guess the joy of spending countless hours at home can only last a few minutes. I was going to post the hockey stick that I just used as a Christmas light taker downer, but that would have been too easy for people to guess.
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K-nobby, you must be behind the times, they're the latest things in the staff rooms and school yards. I thought you would have seen one at recess or something