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I think this is every person's dream, to have the banana protector. This is what it looks like when you open it... :eek:
 

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You're missing something alright...

My guess- and this is just a wild guess- is that they would want it to protect a banana.

I may be wrong...
 

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Well, I dare you to give one of those banana protectors to an orangutan for Christmas next year. He'll rip your fcuking nuts off and hand-feed them to you for dinner for your blasphemy to the sacred life giving entity that is a nanner. They are to be eaten or put in milkshakes not protected.
 

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I attended a good stag recently where the, erm, ballerina didn't eat it or use it for a milkshake.

Come to think of it, that poor banana could have used a protector...it was a little beat up after she was through with it.
 

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Oops. I guess there is three uses for a banana. Kudos to her for treating the banana with reverence like she should.
 

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The protector has nothing on those blow darts :eek: (meaning ouch) :D
 

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Useless or is it a 'useful' tool found around the house? Approx. 22 1/2 centimeters long. Hmmm...
 

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SC said:
Useless or is it a 'useful' tool found around the house? Approx. 22 1/2 centimeters long. Hmmm...
Domesticated as I am, it is a vacuum attachment for those hard to reach places.
 

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WTF was the first thing? It's not really a banana protector is it?


Figures Ballbaby would be the first to jump all over the crevasse cleaner...
 

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too easy...

I guess the joy of spending countless hours at home can only last a few minutes. I was going to post the hockey stick that I just used as a Christmas light taker downer, but that would have been too easy for people to guess.
Next up...
 

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banana protector

K-nobby, you must be behind the times, they're the latest things in the staff rooms and school yards. I thought you would have seen one at recess or something :D
 

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There is no way that whacha-banana-bob would have fit in my Dukes of Hazzard lunch box.

The lint brush is too easy. The next one is a Thimble.
 

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