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cascadesoccer

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Got this message this morning......

After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here's what happened:

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly "Good morning and welcome to Walmart." I then said "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be ****ing stupid. Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? are you blind, or just stupid?"

I replied "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone fcuked you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
 

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