We all know that the average division 2 "athlete" is a special breed. This thread is dedicated to spreading knowledge of special training techniques, tactics and rituals so that footballers world-wide may play at their full potential.
I will start. We've had one practice a week at Champlain Heights for over a week now. We practiced inter-team arguing, moaning at the ref and humping the ball over the fence. Then it was on to shooting drills.
I find the most effective way to score consistently on the keeper during shooting drills is:
a) Have a 10 year-old girl (or Champlain Keeper) in net
or
b) Fire it hard at the goalies nuts every time. It is very awkward for keeps to handle the shot and they lose their focus (see: get angry) quite quickly. There's nothing better in soccer than hearing the sharp thud of a ball lambasting a keeper's nutsack.
Finally, we ended up doing some running up and down a hill. I paid Phil to run mine for me.
This thread is dedicated to The Manager and his world-class fitness level.
I will start. We've had one practice a week at Champlain Heights for over a week now. We practiced inter-team arguing, moaning at the ref and humping the ball over the fence. Then it was on to shooting drills.
I find the most effective way to score consistently on the keeper during shooting drills is:
a) Have a 10 year-old girl (or Champlain Keeper) in net
or
b) Fire it hard at the goalies nuts every time. It is very awkward for keeps to handle the shot and they lose their focus (see: get angry) quite quickly. There's nothing better in soccer than hearing the sharp thud of a ball lambasting a keeper's nutsack.
Finally, we ended up doing some running up and down a hill. I paid Phil to run mine for me.
This thread is dedicated to The Manager and his world-class fitness level.