With prospects like this, Westside's going nowhere but up.
From: "Dudley Notchkins" <email@example.com>
Subject: Look no further
Date: Mon, 09 Aug 2004 09:57:09 -0700
WFC RANGERS -- We are looking for experienced Division 1 players,
particularly strikers with scoring ability. We are a
well-established club with a great atmosphere. Please contact John
Graham at firstname.lastname@example.org or at [withheld]. Tryouts will
take place in mid-August at Hillcrest Park in Vancouver.
YOU NEED A STRIKER......YOU GOT WON BUDDY. I HAV PLAYED IN THE
CHILLIWACK NATIVE INDIAN LEAGUE FOR THE LAST 37 YEARS AND AVERAGE 1
NOTCH EVERY FORTH GAME. i LUV TO DRINK BEER AND WHISKEY AND CAN
SUPPLY SALMON FOR EVERY BBQ. I DEMAND 90 MINUTES PER GAME AND TO BE
THE ONLY PENO TAKER ON THE TEAM. i ALSO NEED THE TEAM TO PAY FOR MY
BUSS PASS AS MY IROC IS SMASHED UP AND ON BLOCKS IN MY FRONT YARD.
LET ME KNOW ASAP.
OVER AND OUT
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