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Div 1 [VMSL Div 1] Predictions, Results & Banter 2016/2017

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You may or may not be kidding.

Remember a summer league match down at Livingston ~98 ish. Walked into the change room, there was a poor guy passed out on the floor, needle in arm, stench of shite emanating.

Walked out, we called 9-1-1, and I never went into those rooms again. Still remember having to do the "sweep" of the fields with my teammates before most games in Vancouver.

As for ice cream, got some on my last AC flight to Montreal. Spurged for a seat in the front cabin, totally worth it for the Baileys covered ice cream.
 

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You guys need to be careful slagging anything east of the Fraser. Especially on a website called takethepiss.

Not naming names but there are "people" out there that will take it personally and truly believe you hate everything about their league.

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You may or may not be kidding.

Remember a summer league match down at Livingston ~98 ish. Walked into the change room, there was a poor guy passed out on the floor, needle in arm, stench of shite emanating.

Walked out, we called 9-1-1, and I never went into those rooms again. Still remember having to do the "sweep" of the fields with my teammates before most games in Vancouver.

As for ice cream, got some on my last AC flight to Montreal. Spurged for a seat in the front cabin, totally worth it for the Baileys covered ice cream.

No joke. My experience wasnt as bad but just as if not more demoralizing. We were playing an exhibition against Gastown Ironically when a hooker walked in the middle of the pitch, dropper trouser and donated a 3 coil deuce at center. Whom ever paid for her that night got a little extra. She didnt even wipe
 

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No joke. My experience wasnt as bad but just as if not more demoralizing. We were playing an exhibition against Gastown Ironically when a hooker walked in the middle of the pitch, dropper trouser and donated a 3 coil deuce at center. Whom ever paid for her that night got a little extra. She didnt even wipe

Just threw up in my mouth.
 

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No joke. My experience wasnt as bad but just as if not more demoralizing. We were playing an exhibition against Gastown Ironically when a hooker walked in the middle of the pitch, dropper trouser and donated a 3 coil deuce at center. Whom ever paid for her that night got a little extra. She didnt even wipe

Winner.

hahahahaha
 

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You guys need to be careful slagging anything east of the Fraser. Especially on a website called takethepiss.

Not naming names but there are "people" out there that will take it personally and truly believe you hate everything about their league.

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Stir stir stir
Geography is the problem to far to travel from Downtown vancouver
Not teams or players or leader of the pack
Who I have never met
 

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Stir stir stir
Geography is the problem to far to travel from Downtown vancouver
Not teams or players or leader of the pack
Who I have never met

Honestly how many adults are living in downtown vancouver and playing soccer. Sure 20-23 year olds who are renting and think they party harder then anyone has before and suburbs suck and this and that. Then they go,
oh fcuk im living pay check to pay check and have nothing. Actual adults then move to the valley and start a life with their white picket townhouse fence, a kid or two and a nagging wife. It's heaven.
 

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LOL, about sums it up.

My first house in Cloverdale actually had a real white picket fence, too.

Living the dream!
 

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Provincial titles. Seems that no team since Peg was on the North Shore has actually contended at Nationals. Maybe a silver medal in there.

So...FWIW.
 

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Honestly how many adults are living in downtown vancouver and playing soccer. Sure 20-23 year olds who are renting and think they party harder then anyone has before and suburbs suck and this and that. Then they go,
oh fcuk im living pay check to pay check and have nothing. Actual adults then move to the valley and start a life with their white picket townhouse fence, a kid or two and a nagging wife. It's heaven.
I very lucky to have a wife that never nags
And my favourite girlfriend was dutch
She could not speak a word of English
And yes we want the 23 year olds
 

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Provincial titles. Seems that no team since Peg was on the North Shore has actually contended at Nationals. Maybe a silver medal in there.

So...FWIW.

I remember getting pumped by Peg at Bear Creek park with my stint with the Argies. That was the year they won nationals.
 
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