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A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. The 90-year-old said, "I've never felt better in my life. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for minute and then begins his response...
"I have an older friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his rifle. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, "Bang, bang!" and the beaver fell over dead.

What do you think about that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else Shot that beaver. "

The doctor replied ... "My point exactly.
 

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