Hands of Stone
New Member
To be banished to the TTP Closet.
1. Dr. Phil – This guys has rode Opera’s coat tails all the way to his own show. Now I am not one to watch Opera, but when the misses has it on and Dr. Phil is on, I want to lose my lunch at how arrogant this guy is when it comes to self-help. He even has best selling self help books out; god knows who is buying this crap. I would rather have a go at Dr. Ruth than watch Dr. Phil and all his crap, I only hope he can self help himself into the TTP Closet.
2. BAD Drivers – These are the ignorant pricks on the road that pull up to a red light in the left lane, and then turn on their turn signal right when the light turns green (I hate that). Or the lady that drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the cars in the right lane (get the hell out of the way). Now I know there has been a little talk of road rage lately, and I in no why endorse violence as a way to stop bad drivers, so don’t chase a guy around in the underground in your over priced Benz, but instead cut that arsshole off into the TTP Closet.
3. Trucker Sheik – Was out for a pint at the Loose Moose and then the Roxy for a buddies B-day not long ago, and over half the guys in both places are wearing Trucker Hats, you know the ones with the mesh at the back. Now I know that Trucker Sheik is so yesterday in Hollywood, but even beyond that, why was it even a fashion statement to begin with. Who out there wants to try and look like a trucker, unless you are heading down to the dinner and trying shag Flo in the broom closet, well leave the Trucker Sheik in the TTP Closet.
4. Reality T.V. – Come on, enough already, I was done after the first Survivor and the second Temptation Island. The producers and creators of these shows have hit all time lows for ideas for reality shows. How many Fear Factor gross out shows have to be produced. If people in TV land had any creativity there would be a lot more hard hitting dramas or funny sit-coms that we could view instead of Average JOE. The reality is, Reality T.V. sucks and it should be shown as re-runs in the TTP Closet.
5. Trap Hockey – Well I have to complain about something to do with hockey in this town or I wouldn’t be a Nucks fan, and since the Nucks are first over all, I will complain about the game itself. The new systems of Trap Hockey that coaches are using in the NHL are killing the game, which was so great to watch back in the 80’s. I wonder if the Mighty Oilers of the 80’s would have won as many Cups as they did, if they had to get passed the Wild ever year in the first or second round. When you hear the superstars of the league go on about what this system has done to the game, then you know it has to go. I give Trap Hockey a game misconduct penalty and send it to the TTP Closet for good.
That was a lot of pressure Smallsy, but I enjoyed it, now for the pressure of a game vs. Sap. on Friday Night.
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1. Dr. Phil – This guys has rode Opera’s coat tails all the way to his own show. Now I am not one to watch Opera, but when the misses has it on and Dr. Phil is on, I want to lose my lunch at how arrogant this guy is when it comes to self-help. He even has best selling self help books out; god knows who is buying this crap. I would rather have a go at Dr. Ruth than watch Dr. Phil and all his crap, I only hope he can self help himself into the TTP Closet.
2. BAD Drivers – These are the ignorant pricks on the road that pull up to a red light in the left lane, and then turn on their turn signal right when the light turns green (I hate that). Or the lady that drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the cars in the right lane (get the hell out of the way). Now I know there has been a little talk of road rage lately, and I in no why endorse violence as a way to stop bad drivers, so don’t chase a guy around in the underground in your over priced Benz, but instead cut that arsshole off into the TTP Closet.
3. Trucker Sheik – Was out for a pint at the Loose Moose and then the Roxy for a buddies B-day not long ago, and over half the guys in both places are wearing Trucker Hats, you know the ones with the mesh at the back. Now I know that Trucker Sheik is so yesterday in Hollywood, but even beyond that, why was it even a fashion statement to begin with. Who out there wants to try and look like a trucker, unless you are heading down to the dinner and trying shag Flo in the broom closet, well leave the Trucker Sheik in the TTP Closet.
4. Reality T.V. – Come on, enough already, I was done after the first Survivor and the second Temptation Island. The producers and creators of these shows have hit all time lows for ideas for reality shows. How many Fear Factor gross out shows have to be produced. If people in TV land had any creativity there would be a lot more hard hitting dramas or funny sit-coms that we could view instead of Average JOE. The reality is, Reality T.V. sucks and it should be shown as re-runs in the TTP Closet.
5. Trap Hockey – Well I have to complain about something to do with hockey in this town or I wouldn’t be a Nucks fan, and since the Nucks are first over all, I will complain about the game itself. The new systems of Trap Hockey that coaches are using in the NHL are killing the game, which was so great to watch back in the 80’s. I wonder if the Mighty Oilers of the 80’s would have won as many Cups as they did, if they had to get passed the Wild ever year in the first or second round. When you hear the superstars of the league go on about what this system has done to the game, then you know it has to go. I give Trap Hockey a game misconduct penalty and send it to the TTP Closet for good.
That was a lot of pressure Smallsy, but I enjoyed it, now for the pressure of a game vs. Sap. on Friday Night.
hos