I'm bored at work so seeing as I am able to start a poll now, I will. Quite simple, really. Vote for the TTPer you think is most likely to get laid sometime in the near future. Here's a little background information on the contestants.
CDK --Always prepared for love. Carries around a travel kit containing rose petals, chilled champagne and sex toys. Has posted a picture of 'CDK's big gun' in the premium member photo-gallery.
Fastshow -Wears a smoking jacket, smokes a pipe and drinks from a brandy snifter. Is able to communicate in four different versions of lawyer-speak.
Zenga -Wears a full-length Italian leather coat, has the traditional Italian mobster style and works at the Roxy.
Knvb -Looks eerily similar to the hockey playing Sedin twins. Women know that hockey players=rich.
Dapotayto -Has surfer hair, a killer physique and plays Division 2 Metro League. How could I not be the frontrunner here?
Regs -Bisexual and therefore has twice the dating opportunities of the others listed.
Ballbaby -The retro/vintage look is in fashion nowadays and Ballbaby's 1980's flannel shirt collection is nothing if not vintage.
Sid -Foul-mouthed, Manu-loving fishermanc with a little-known but genius-like gift for physics. One needs several hyphens to describe this guy.
I Love Sheep -He loves sheep and sheep love him.
Dude-where's-my-car -Anyone who can huck ten foot drops and ride four inch boards over chasms has balls of steel. Women love steel nuts.
Disclaimer: I have never met any of these people except myself (and feck me I'm an idiot). If you have been offended, well, maybe you need to be offended. If anyone's wives or girlfriends see this and are offended, well, that's your problem not mine.
CDK --Always prepared for love. Carries around a travel kit containing rose petals, chilled champagne and sex toys. Has posted a picture of 'CDK's big gun' in the premium member photo-gallery.
Fastshow -Wears a smoking jacket, smokes a pipe and drinks from a brandy snifter. Is able to communicate in four different versions of lawyer-speak.
Zenga -Wears a full-length Italian leather coat, has the traditional Italian mobster style and works at the Roxy.
Knvb -Looks eerily similar to the hockey playing Sedin twins. Women know that hockey players=rich.
Dapotayto -Has surfer hair, a killer physique and plays Division 2 Metro League. How could I not be the frontrunner here?
Regs -Bisexual and therefore has twice the dating opportunities of the others listed.
Ballbaby -The retro/vintage look is in fashion nowadays and Ballbaby's 1980's flannel shirt collection is nothing if not vintage.
Sid -Foul-mouthed, Manu-loving fishermanc with a little-known but genius-like gift for physics. One needs several hyphens to describe this guy.
I Love Sheep -He loves sheep and sheep love him.
Dude-where's-my-car -Anyone who can huck ten foot drops and ride four inch boards over chasms has balls of steel. Women love steel nuts.
Disclaimer: I have never met any of these people except myself (and feck me I'm an idiot). If you have been offended, well, maybe you need to be offended. If anyone's wives or girlfriends see this and are offended, well, that's your problem not mine.