Tongue-in-cheek poll

[Dude]

I'm shocked Sidney placed so low. Sh-sh-sh-shocked.

 

[Ballbaby]

I voted for knvb because he has lots of money and hangs around King George Highway by the Dairy Queen. So he can probably get laid the soonest.

As for me? I'm at work as I discovered this poll and the funny thing is............I could still probably win this poll.

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