Tongue-in-cheek poll

Who is most likely to get laid the soonest?

  • CDK

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • Fastshow

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Zenga

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dapotayto

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Knvb

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Regs

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • ballbaby

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Sid

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • I Love Sheep

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Dude-where's-my-car?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    19
  • Poll closed .

Dapotayto

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I'm bored at work so seeing as I am able to start a poll now, I will. Quite simple, really. Vote for the TTPer you think is most likely to get laid sometime in the near future. Here's a little background information on the contestants.



CDK --Always prepared for love. Carries around a travel kit containing rose petals, chilled champagne and sex toys. Has posted a picture of 'CDK's big gun' in the premium member photo-gallery.
Fastshow -Wears a smoking jacket, smokes a pipe and drinks from a brandy snifter. Is able to communicate in four different versions of lawyer-speak.
Zenga -Wears a full-length Italian leather coat, has the traditional Italian mobster style and works at the Roxy.
Knvb -Looks eerily similar to the hockey playing Sedin twins. Women know that hockey players=rich.
Dapotayto -Has surfer hair, a killer physique and plays Division 2 Metro League. How could I not be the frontrunner here?
Regs -Bisexual and therefore has twice the dating opportunities of the others listed.
Ballbaby -The retro/vintage look is in fashion nowadays and Ballbaby's 1980's flannel shirt collection is nothing if not vintage.
Sid -Foul-mouthed, Manu-loving fishermanc with a little-known but genius-like gift for physics. One needs several hyphens to describe this guy.
I Love Sheep -He loves sheep and sheep love him.
Dude-where's-my-car -Anyone who can huck ten foot drops and ride four inch boards over chasms has balls of steel. Women love steel nuts.


Disclaimer: I have never met any of these people except myself (and feck me I'm an idiot). If you have been offended, well, maybe you need to be offended. If anyone's wives or girlfriends see this and are offended, well, that's your problem not mine.
 

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True....

But how can she compete against sheep?
they are so furry and soft....I am starting to sound greek!
 

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Now what if Regs seduces that cute dumb blonde Dapotayto, does that mean they tie or is there some dispute between givng and receiving?????

Just a thought.......:D
 

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Not on harddrive

It's actually a poster on his wall.

It's funny that people think Firemen look like that.
:rolleyes:
 

Dude

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One word for that Fireman poster: wrong. Terribly wrong. Unless you're Fastshow or KNVB's kid. Then it's fine...oh so terribly fine...:eek:

The end of the first quarter of the year isn't until March, so I don't think I'll be winning that poll. At least, that's if I'm to believe the wife's calendar. Four times a year, like clockwork...

My vote goes to Ballbaby...I live vicariously through him anyhow.
 

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Mickster, don't you have something better to do, like maybe picking a goddamn avatar!:mad:

Vinnie, nice pictures. Fag.;)
 

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Fastshow

Wears a smoking jacket, smokes a pipe and drinks from a brandy snifter.

That's funny. Where do you get your material?
:D

Definately voting for Fasty. A women magnet for sure.
 

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Well, I know some of them...

Originally posted by Yoda

Fasty. A women magnet for sure.
Takes the cake. He's suave, but someone needs to shut him up most of the time! The only way to do that is...well...:eek:

But , if I had my choice it, would be BALLBABY! He's hot;)

+SC'srankings

#1. Ballbaby = he can have his wife anytime (most likely had her as soon as this poll started!)
#2. Fastshow = "lefty" as we call him
#3. Regsi = it's there anytime:eek:
#4. I love sheep = soft, full and warm to the touch, always nice to get a moment with
#5. Dude = has woman close at hand (easy accessible)
#6. Dapotayto = he's confident in his beliefs, and thinks he can get it:eek:
#7. Zenga = nothing cries out more than leather:wa:
#8. CDK
#9. K-nobby = I think he's been in the dog house lately
#10. sid = we call him "righty" in this case:rolleyes:
 

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Too bad Jinky wasn't in this poll. I'd like to see how highly SC rates him....

I hear they have a thing for eath other. Maybe it's not true but it could lead to an interesting discussion...
 

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Gets to be steppin' CDK

Originally posted by CDK
Too bad Jinky wasn't in this poll. I'd like to see how highly SC rates him....

I hear they have a thing for eath other. Maybe it's not true but it could lead to an interesting discussion...
CDK,
Was the above comment due to your low ranking?

BTW,
Jinky's life is as private as Michael Jackson's (use to be):rolleyes: I'm sure like he would not like to be associated with this great one.:p

K-nobby, looks like I hit a sore spot hey buddy?:confused:

+SCtellsitlikeitis
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Re: Gets to be steppin' CDK

Originally posted by sexualchocolate


CDK,
Was the above comment due to your low ranking?

:eek:
No, I understand you were just taking the piss.

#8, yeah right!;)
 

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Taking a piss...(breaking the seal)

Now that I actually look back and read my posts...man was I ever under the influence :rolleyes:

A few gems for the English thread:(

+SCwhohasbeenundertheinfluencesince1pm:eek:

CDK,
You'll always be #8 with this field
:eek:;)
 

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I don't mind doing extremely sloppy 9th's, but if if CD is #8. That's just gross.
 

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sobbing uncontrolably........

..........but if if........
So gross it's making you stammer, apparently. Is your bottom lip wobbling little fella? Now, now, at least you managed to pro-create.
 

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